Thursday, August 31, 2006

Roadtrippin

Booty and I are goin on a roadtrip to southern california over labor day weekend. Our destination being a wedding party. While we're there, we're also gonna try to meet up with miss kendra which will of course be rad.

Those of you that have been around jiggsblog for a *long* time might remember a contributor named "brother seamus". This "brother seamus" is the husband of the couple celebrating their wedding at this party.

Brother Seamus and his wife had their first sexual experience on my bed many years ago. I was out of the country at the time. Anyway, they left a stain on my mattress pad that I was never able to get rid of. So as a wedding present, I'm giving them the soiled mattress pad.

Brother Seamus doesn't post nor read this blog anymore, so I don't feel worried about the cat being out of the proverbial bag after this post.

17 comments:

Kat said...

You know, while it's your witty banter that brought me here, it's your thoughtfulness that keeps me.

allison said...

nice gift!

why doesn't he read the blog anymore?

The Husband said...

i think the only thing better than a giz stain would be a girl who was on her period and left another type of gift for you.

allison said...

that is the sickest thing i have ever heard carl

Tumbleweed said...

I thought brother seamus was Nick.

He has many stains!

Weddings suck!!

amera hearts said...

Nice! Carl's comment is nasty!

Enough with the weddings already!

Tits McGee said...

Kendra and Booty and Jiggs! Oh my!

Can I please hide in someone's suitcase, please?

Also, I'm a little surprised you girls find Carl's comment so offensive. Ain't nothing wrong with a little menstrual love. Although it would be pretty rude to indulge on someone else's bed.

TastyMcJ said...

I still just find it odd that Jiggs didn't just get a new matress pad.

If he'd jizzed on my bed, I'd probably give the damn thing to him right away....

TastyMcJ said...

Oh... shit....

I bet when i get home tonight, jiggs will have spunked all over all of my stuff, in the hopes that i won't want it anymore and give it to him.

shit.

miss kendra said...

yeah, it's a little weird that he just kept it.

although if it was washed i guess it's not a big deal.

also i agree with tits, and would like her to be in someone's suitcase.

Lee Ann said...

I remember him. Good thing he doesn't read this blog anymore, that would spoil the surprise of the thoughtful gift!
Have a great trip!

Booty J Patrol said...

In Jiggs's defense, he was out of the country when it happened, and Brother Seamus hid what had happened from me (I was the only one living at the house at the time). Jiggs only discovered the stain sometime after returning home, and at first was not sure if it was his or someone else's. At least, that's how I remember the events going down.

Nick said...

That thing about Kim Jong II is still the funniest thing on this blog but this comments section takes second place.

The Husband said...

Tits,

thanks for sticking up for me.

like you said, there is nothing wrong with some menstrual love.

slappy said...

Hooray for bodily fluids!

jiggs said...

kat: I am a prince among men.

ap: I think he just fell out of practice.

carl: what type of gift would that be? a mint under my pillow... oh!

ap: sometimes it happens.

tumbleweed: nick is stained, true. though this isn't a wedding. it's just a wedding celebration. it's at trader vics.

amera: carl is nasty.

tits: you wouldn't have to hide in the suitcase. you could just travel with us. unless you want to travel in a suitcase... KINKY!

tasty: normally I would jizz on your bed, but your mattress pad doesn't fit my bed.

miss kendra: Normally, jizz stains gross me out, but if I had to sleep in someone's dried jizz, it would be brother seamus'. Technically I never slept in it, though, cuz I had the sheets in between me and the pad.

lee ann: the last thing I would want is for me to spill the beans after he spilled his spunk.

booty: yes, I actually though the jizz stain was a pee stain that I didn't remember making. cuz it was yellow!

nick: thankgoodness the comments have the nick approval.

carl: word

slappy: yay!

Spinning Girl said...

I love the word "soiled".