Wednesday, August 23, 2006

Poetry. Woo.

Conservatives are calling for a crackdown on hotel porn. This inspired me to write the following:

When the Feds came for the chicks pissing on dudes
I remained silent;
I thought that shit was disgusting.

When they locked up the gangbangers
I remained silent;
I could never get into that stuff.

When the Feds came for the S&M fetishists
I did not speak out;
I was not into that.

When they came for my Playboys
There was no one left to speak out.


miss kendra said...

you can't outlaw PAY services. what is wrong with these people? you dont' want it, don't buy it!

jeez, next thing you know they'll be trying to ban tofu because MEAT IS THE ONLY CHRISTIAN THING TO EAT.

Tits McGee said...

I don't know what's so funny about that, Kendra. Jesus wanted you to eat the flesh of animals. And totally not enjoy sex.

Übermilf said...

So, as we spiral steadily downward into the pits of despair, they want to take away the few joys we have left.

Great. I'm just glad these people have a firm grasp of the REAL problems our country is facing.

I feel so silly worrying about the tens of thousands of homeless children in my city alone.

Brookelina said...

Yes, blame the porn. It's all the porn's fault.

Kat said...


slappy said...

Kendra: Obscenity laws... doesn't matter if it's a PAY service, if it would make Gramma queasy, they can ban it.

Tits: You sound like a girl I went out with once...

Uber: This is true. If we lose our porn, the terrorists have won.

Brooke: What did porn ever do to you?

Kat: Loving the irony.

Übermilf said...

Does this mean I can't see Jiggs naked on pay-per-view? Can I order the DVD?

slappy said...

Correct me if I'm wrong, but I believe Jiggs prefers to capture his naked prancing on film. He considers it more intimate than digital video.

jamwall said...

that doesn't effect me. i make all my porn in hotel rooms.

Nick said...

It doesn't matter, in 25 years our generation will be the ones in office and there will be mandatory porn.

jamwall said...

vote for nick!

slappy said...

Little Johnny, you can't have any ice cream until you finish your Hustler.