Wednesday, August 09, 2006

I'm running around singing the rocky theme

there are no words, so I'm just going "dunna nuh. dunna nuhhhh." etc.

ironically, after my triumphant return to the blogosphere yesterday, I have nothing to say today apart from:
  • I'm sleepy
  • I'm not wearing pants
  • I heart my mullet
Yesterday I saw clerks 2. I thought the whole donkey scene was pretty hilarious. Remember that story about the dude that took it up the butt from a horse and then died as a result from the hemmoraging? That probably sucked for that dude. And how did the horse cope with all the guilt? I mean, I'd feel very guilty if I had sex with someone and they died.


Tits McGee said...

No pants?!

God, I love you.

PS: From now on, all my sexual fantasies about you will feature the Rocky theme song.

PPS: And they won't involve dokneys or horses. Ew.

Lee Ann said...

I only see that you are wearing no pants!
(well, not actually see...can we?)

scumbag said...

i wouldn't feel so bad. you can always brag about how you fucked someone to death. it'd kinda be a badge of honor.

The Husband said...

i'm with scumbag...i think it would be cool to say you fucked someone to death.

anyway, its nice to have you back.

Tumbleweed said...

#1. I heart your mullet....and you not wearing pants.

#2. I never heard that horse story, but I want to see a donkey show.....sick curiosity and the belief that they are not real.

#3. The guilt goes away pretty quick!

#4. Thanks for putting that tune in my head!

miss kendra said...

yep, i remember that story.

the whole farm was like a secret sex circus.

much like the internet, but probably slightly less filthy.

Ɯbermilf said...

Secret Sex Circus.

I like it.

Tits McGee said...

Are you still pantsless?

There's just no way I'm going to be able to fall asleep tonight.

Nick said...

Dear Jiggs,

We don't care about your pants, but your mullet is aces.

Yours etc.


Lilly said...

Yeeeoooh! -- Jiggsy! You're back -- and pantsless! Life is good!


-- ps: let's see some pictures of your pantslessness, please ;-)

jiggs said...

tits: the feeling's mutual baby! no donkeys or horses.

lee ann: turn off those cameras, lee ann!

scumbag: so what you're saying is that you sodomized a man and he died as a result of your penentration.

carl: and let me guess: you're the one that scumbag penetrated.

tumbleweed: this is why you're a part of my harem

miss kendra: I wonder how the animals felt there. Probly not good.

uebermilf: you would love it. you perv!

tits: it was a no pants day. instead of insomnia, just dream about me sans pants

nick: you seem to be in the minority when it comes to your lack of interest in my pants

lilly: I'm such a tease. I talk about no pants, but i won't put out any no pants pics.

jamwall said...

i love lamp!