Sunday, August 06, 2006

I threw a party in jiggs's absence

Today, I drank a lot.

I went into the city w/ b-town & one of our friends around noon and we started drinking at this bar that had really good beer specials, because it was like, noon on saturday and shit.

so that was totally sweet.

Then we came back to the house and I cooked a whole bunch of food for like, 9 people, and we ate it and got re-drunk, then we made s'mores in the backyard w/ the bbq pit and these coals that I made really fuckin' hot in my new charcoal briquet chimney thingy for prelighting coals... n' shit.

Then we played scattergories and one of the list items was 'crimes' and the letter was 'm'. someone wrote down 'mullet'... and jiggs wasn't even there!!!?!??!

It was quite spooky.

I'm not really that drunk now, but I'm kinda sorta drunk.

I'm sure if Jiggs we're here, he'd say I was wasted, and I'd claim I wasn't, and then forget what I was arguing about.

Anyway. We've been watching that 'Little Britain' show over the past few days... fucking hilarious.

this has been your drunken saturday night update and PSA.

Also, nick's recent posts reminded me of this story about this one time i beat a midget to death with a protractor in monte carlo. but that's a story for another day.

Peace yo, I'm out.


Nick said...

YES! Math Injuries!

sounds like a helluva day.

Also, I threw a party in jiggs' mouth.

Tits McGee said...

Please tell me you took pictures of that, Nick.

Then please send them to me.

miss kendra said...

i miss all the good parties.

TastyMcJ said...

well, jiggs doesn't get back til tomorrow.

we can throw another party tonight if you wanna come over.

Ɯbermilf said...

I had spaghetti for dinner.

The Husband said...

i love the drunken commentary!

jamwall said...

i'm volunteering to hold your hair when you vomit in jiggs' absence.

amera hearts said...

I'm glad you had fun. I love s'mores!

Spinning Girl said...

I want your life so bad.

TastyMcJ said...

it is pure excitment.

Lee Ann said...

Damn, I am sorry I missed it!