Wednesday, August 30, 2006

I hula hoop with such ferocity...

that I nearly threw out my back.

Actually, I almost threw out my back *almost* hula hooping. Because I never truly hula hooped. I just violently thrust my hips backwards and forwards in a display that drew lusty stares from both the women and men that were lucky enough to see it.

Upon seeing my extreme attempts at hula hooping, one woman accurately observed: "I bet he's a monster in bed."

I am a monster in bed. And not just because of my 3.5 balls. I also have a tiny telepathic siamese twin that can only be seen when I'm naked.

I'm tired.

14 comments:

Ɯbermilf said...

You sound more like a freak than a monster. Perhaps a curiousity.

Tumbleweed said...

*lusty stare*

UberDILF said...

I had the same problem once, but instead of a hula hoop, it was a sit 'n spin

Brookelina said...

I'm trading George in for you - what was I thinking? Don't forget the hula hoop.

Tits McGee said...

You're delicious.

miss kendra said...

i'm willing to both give you hair wraps and hula hoop lessons, as i am stellar at both.

amera hearts said...

i am just glad i finally know something that you are referencing to. i knew what the 3.5 balls was!

okay i'm entirely too happy about that. it's just that i'm the one who gets jokes like 5 minutes after the third one was told.

ps. lusty stare? it must have been hard for the women to just sit there and not attack you like in the axe body spray commercials.

jiggs said...

uebermilf: true.

tumbleweed: *blush*

ueberdilf: I have never been on a sit n spin before, but I bet it's extremely erotic

brooke: you're trading george in for me? YES! The hula hoop is brought-en

tits: no you're delicious

miss kendra: when you move up here, I expect hula hoop lessons. And hair extensions too if I decide to turn my mullet into a mega-mullet

amera: what joke? I really do have 3.5 balls. Also, it would have been very socially awkward if they had ripped my clothes off. The priest would have thrown us out of the church.

amera hearts said...

ha!

hahahahahahahahah

ah

ha

Lee Ann said...

You monster you, I am sorry you hurt your back.
Hope it is feeling better soon.

Spinning Girl said...

WORK that mini-me.

jiggs said...

amera: why are you laughing?

lee ann: thanx hun

spinner: the mini-me was worked. twice today actually

Kat said...

Like frankenstein or Dirk?

jiggs said...

frankenstein!