Wednesday, August 02, 2006

Hot Kissing Booth Action

I am still exhausted from this past weekend. In addition to the pants party, I also went to an event where I was part of a kissing booth. I was quite nervous about this experence and not just because of the chance of getting oral herpes. I worried that no one would get into my kissing line to kiss me.

Thankfully, I was visited by 7 women and 2 dudes. (The dudes got my cheek because homie don't play that). As these 7 women found out, I'm not some kind of kissing booth slut. Sunday school style kisses only for me. Although a couple were very aggressive, deciding to sit on my lap and eat most of my face.

And although my kissing booth stint wasn't the most popular, I'm still happy I did it because now I can say, "remember that time I was in a kissing booth?"

Now if I could only get over this cold I have.

32 comments:

jamwall said...

which ass cheek did the dudes get?

Übermilf said...

Perhaps if you advertised as "Crazy Pants."

Also, please answer Jamwall's question.

slappy said...

Jawmall is the big winner today!

That was a sweet question.

Seriously, though, Jiggs: which cheek?

Tits McGee said...

What, no tongue???

The Husband said...

i can't believe you let dudes kiss you...even if it was on the cheek.

you should have eaten a jalepeno or something before kissing everybody.

finally,
i can't get that damn Nick Lachy song, Whats Left of Me, out of my fucking head.

Spinning Girl said...

Ew.

amera hearts said...

I really happy you let them kiss your cheek. It's like saying f you to those queers. So waht cheek was it anyway?

Carl - I suggest that if you want to get that Lachey song out of your head, you go to Jiggs house and kiss his cheek.

malted balls said...

that sounds kinda gay.

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miss kendra said...

someone gave you a cold with their sullied lips.

you should find this person and scrub those lips clean.

that sounds different than i meant it to. oh well.

scumbag said...

you might have aids. you should go see a doctor and get some pills or something to clear that up.

and word verification is for gooks.

Tumbleweed said...

gross! The cold thing....not your kissing booth thing.

jiggs said...

jamwall: the asscheek with the tattoo that says "I'm gay"

uebermilf: most women aren't interested in "crazy pants". That generally like "tight pants", though.

slappy: answered in my reply to jamwall

tits: no kissing booth tongue. I'm kind of a prude.

carl: it would have been gauche to reject them. It's hard for me to believe that you always suggest I'm gay when you've got a nick lachey song stuck in your head.

spinner: it was slightly ew, but mostly fun.

amera: the dudes that kissed my cheek weren't queers. They were bisexuals. There weren't very many 100% gay folks at the event.

malted balls: your face sounds kinda gay!

miss kendra: definitely scrubbing is in order.

scumbag: I'll get checked out. It's good that I have you as my health advisor. chiefs suck.

tumbleweed: the cold it gross. I'm hacking up loogies left and right.

TastyMcJ said...

There's nothing gay about kissing another man on the lips for money.

allison said...

so.....how much for a kiss?? a real one...not a wedding kiss.

jiggs said...

tasty: you tell em!

ap: depending on who the kiss is with, we can haggle over the price. Let's say hypothetically, that the person asking is really hot. I could be persuaded to drop the price of my hot kiss all the way to 19.99. And believe me you, it's worth it. I have references.

slappy said...

Jiggs's lip lovin is a bargain at twice the price.

Tits McGee said...

I want tongue!!!

Übermilf said...

If I let you squeeze my cupcakes, can I have a kiss for free?

Friends of McDougal said...

Something's BAD wrong with you, you filthy Thai whore.

Friends of McDougal said...

Wait ... where are you from again?

Missouri?

Figures.

Dirty fucking whore.

Nick said...

God, I've missed him.

Lee Ann said...

Wow, you are brave! I think I would be concerned about getting a cold sore or getting sick also.

Hmmm...two dudes, huh! Were they joking, or was it real?

Eating your face, do they not know how to do it????

Brookelina said...

I'm not coming to your kissing booth unless you slip me the tongue.

Dude from Kissing booth said...

OK, OK, so I gave you a cold. I wouldn't have kissed you if you hadn't stuck your hand down my pants.

Are we still on for Friday?

Dude From kissing Booth's girlfriend said...

so this is who you've been cheating me with? We are so over.

TastyMcJ said...

...and what the hell is "Sunday School Style Kissing"...

Are you telling me you used to make out with nuns?

You sick bastard.

jiggs said...

slappy: word up. and you should know given that we used to make out all the time.

tits: the price drops if we can work out an exchange.

uebermilf: an exchange such as letting me squeeze your cupcakes. Then yes. free kisses.

mcd: you outed me as a denizen of the show me state! YOU BASTARD!

nick: mcd is back.

lee ann: the dudes were probably jokers. The face eater was a very aggressive woman. As for worrying about germs, I had to face my fear.

brooke: then you'll just have to pay extra

dude from kissing booth: I was looking for my wallet... in your pants. And yes, we're still on.

dude from kissing booth's girlfriend: in your face!

tasty: never kiss a nun and tell!

Tits McGee said...

You are a cheap slut, Jiggs.

Tumbleweed said...

Your own loogies is one thing, but stray loogies....that's the nastiest.

jamwall said...

jiggsy boy, i just get excited when you answer both "slappy" and "tits" comments in succession.

that's like totally hot dude.

Spinning Girl said...

I just got invited to man the dry hump booth at our school's Labor Day picnic. Any tips?