Wednesday, August 09, 2006

History of the day for August 9

In 2002, the psychological pressures of the information age finally make Shane Pederson snap. He becomes the Voicemail killer, rampaging across America. His battle cry is "If you'd like to scream in terror, press 1 now."

5 comments:

Spinning Girl said...

Please press or say, "Help."

slappy said...

I'm sorry, I didn't understand that. Did you say "Urrrgh. Gurgle gurgle"?

Nick said...

Para oír este menú en español dices español.

amera hearts said...

Jiggs, I am going to norcal to visit my mom.

I'm coming back on Monday or Tuesday, we'll see!

Arg. Spinning reminded me that I hate calling companies now. Like to pay my bills I get stuck in a phone loop because either I pressed the wrong number or they cannot understand what I'm saying. Not fun at all!

slappy said...

For Esperanto, please press the pi key.

I hate it when they say "I'm sorry, I don't understand" I just want to shout into the phone "Useless motherfucker! Did you understand that?"