Wednesday, August 02, 2006

History of the day for August 2

In 12,000,000,000 B.C., God starts to get bored waiting for Earth to form and humans to evolve, so He passes the time making rocks He can't lift and monsters that can beat Him up.

5 comments:

Booty J Patrol said...

12,000,001,977 years later (in 1977AD) I was born!

Yeeha.

Spinning Girl said...

And SPAM.

Nick said...

and Rocky Dennis.

jiggs said...

happy birthday you bastard.

slappy said...

Yes, happy birthday you bastard indeed.