Saturday, August 12, 2006

History of the day for August 12

In 3021 man finally evolves to the point that he needs no sleep, thus
allowing people to talk to each other during the hours that they would
have normally been resting. Sadly, this leads to the extinction of the
human race due to fact that males can no longer tolerate intercourse.
Men cannot tolerate sex because they can no longer dodge the
post-coital cuddling and conversations about feelings that inevitably
ensue after a night of passion by claiming to be tired, rolling over, and
then falling asleep.

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