Tuesday, August 15, 2006

Don't ask, don't tell... just show

As I alluded to in an earlier post, I caught Bjorn Barry, the don't ask don't tell bear, in a rather compromising position and I took pictures of it. Let me warn you that these photos are rather graphic, so if you're an ocelot that might be titillated, please read no further:

At first, I noticed him looking rather provocative, employing a certain, "come hither" look. Notice his open shirt and bright suspenders:


Then he loosened his pants and parted his legs to provide a little steam to the scenario:


Then out of nowhere, Tuna jumps on Bjorn and they start making out:


I mean I knew they had grown close since they had being gifts and sexual identity issues in common, but I had no idea that things had gone so far! Tuna even put on Bjorn's shirt to add a little extra sizzle to their encounter. As I was watching the proceedings, I wondered, "Is foreplay uncommon in interspecies stuffed animal love?" Because they quickly made it very physical:

Then before you know it, they're finished, gasping for air and covered in each other's spunk:

17 comments:

Lee Ann said...

I am no ocelot, but I found that to be quite titillating!
Jiggsy, you have a lot to handle there!

The Husband said...

i can't believe the cat fucked the bear. i thought it would be the other way around.

Tits McGee said...

I love you.

Tumbleweed said...

where's the facial close-up? I see no spunk. Tuna looks so tired...poor little pussy.

miss kendra said...

tuna does look exhausted. poor cat.

that was highly erotic. i need a smoke.

Booty J Patrol said...

I can't believe we've sunk to stuffed animal porn...

slappy said...

I can't believe this will probably triple our hits.

Ɯbermilf said...

I thought you ate that cat in a sandwich the other week?

I'm starting to think your photos are staged.

TastyMcJ said...

Oh, man... I eat breakfast on that table!

jiggs said...

lee ann: yes. next time perhaps I ought to spray them with a hose!

carl: The bear enjoys being a bottom.

tits: I heart you too.

tumbleweed: click on the pic and you'll see the spunk.

miss kendra: kitties do get tired from doing it kitty style all the time. or so I have heard...

booty: I think you mean "risen" to animal porn

slappy: mythbusters and stuffed animal porn, together again.

uebermilf: I could never eat Tuna! Especially not with mustard on wheat bread! you're so sick!

tasty: that's also where you get your hot lunches! oh snap!

amera hearts said...

i thought you ate that cat earlier this month?

TastyMcJ said...

booooooyaaaaaaaaaahhhh!

jamwall said...

i would call him "jeff gannon" after that pro-bush white house press corps guy who turned out to be gay prostitute in military fatigues.

jiggs said...

amera: as I said to uebermilf: you're sick! like i could eat a kitten. FOR SHAME!

tasty: excellent

jamwall: wasn't gannon the bad guy in zelda? i never played that game, so i don't know what I'm talking about.

Lilly said...

HAHAHAHAHA :-D I am literally rolling on the floor laughing my arse off!

Jiggs, you're simply the best, mate!

Spinning Girl said...

It's about time that f***in' bear popped his cherry.

Spinning Girl said...

btw, I just totally had a flashback of dry-humping that bear when I was about 15.