Friday, August 11, 2006

Bjorn Barry, the don't ask don't tell bear

I have decided to name the bear "Bjorn Barry, the don't ask don't tell bear". Though I don't know how to make o's with slashes through them.

It's funny that the stuffed animals that were sent to me both have sexual identity issues. Remember that Tuna, the wonderful kitty that Miss Kendra sent me, was also suffering from sexual identity issues. Perhaps Tuna and Bjorn Barry, the don't ask don't tell bear, can become good friends.

I noticed from our hit counter than like 500 people have come to the blog to read about mythbusters in the last two days. That's way more hits than we usually get. Upon further inspection, the page that gets hit the most is an archive page that contains this post about mythbusters. The two comments on that post are hilarious and the second one is disgusting to boot.

Check out this weird pic I made of myself:

15 comments:

Tits McGee said...

Matty is a sick fuck but you are soooooooooooooooooooooo cute!

The Husband said...

dude, you are a creative genius!

miss kendra said...

matty is g-r-o-s-s.

tuna might have idenntity issues due to the emergency "surgery" he received right before meeting you. once upon a time he had a smooth belly, but then a big dumb dog chewed him a bit and i had to stitch his guts back together.

i didn't check to make sure they were all there first, is all i'm saying.

Tumbleweed said...

I added to the comments on that site. I crack myself up!

and Jiggs....I heart how completely weird you are!

Lee Ann said...

Cute series of pics!

...oh, in response to your comment...I do blog that way sometimes. It is much cooler! ;)

Übermilf said...

Jiggs, I hear that wallpaper is back in style.

I will now make a wallpaper border out of your photo montage for my kitchen.

I don't want you looking at me while I'm on the toilet, or else I'd put it in my bathroom.

miss kendra said...

i'm gonna make a bumper sticker of your photo montage.

miss kendra said...

i want the duck print ones.

miss kendra said...

woops that wasn't meant for you! haha!

Brookelina said...

I want the duck print ones too!

Wait, what are we talking about?

Nick said...

Jammies.

Lilly said...

Jiggs, there is a way to write ø if you don't have the key on your keyboard. But I cannot remember it -- CTRL 'something'. If I find out, I'll let you know. For now, just copy and paste these ø Ø

Still no sign of the NEW MythBusters episodes on Discovery Denmark [those damn fuckers! -- Discovery Denmark, not the MythBusters!]....ooohhh...it makes me sad....

Jiggs, those images are fantastic. That is one reason amongst many why your female fanbase is so sound and big! Yay! :-D We totally heart you Jiggs :-D

slappy said...

Alt+0248, but if you're on a Mac I'm not sure.

Lilly said...

ø -- ah, so it is, Slappy! Well done :-) I can assure you that I did not cheat by using my Ø-key on my keyboard. Slappy's code is the one!

jamwall said...

i was gonna take each pic of the montage and have a different color, blow it up into a andy warhol-like "jiggs-tage"