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Douchebag: I have your start date as July 27th which is today...
Me: No, that was yesterday.
D: Oh.
M: I'm connected to the modem but the modem gets no signal.
D: Is there a blinking light on your modem?
M: Yes.
D: Then you have no signal.
M: Are you going to do anything about it?
D: You should wait to see if we install it today, and if not, call back.
M: So the start date has no meaning?
D: Not really. What are you going to do about it? We're Verizon, we control the entire Northeast Corridor. Suck it, customer!
I am spending most of my time at home building IKEA furniture. I've decided on a project called "The Adventures of the IKEA Manual Blob People." It'll be some kind of comic book.
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they say ikea is the easiest to put together but i couldn't understand the directions so nowmy dresser drawers won't open properly.
have a good weekend! did yuou read my post on best buy? it sounds similar to thispost! help desk people suck!
You know what would go great with that young, hip IKEA furniture? A Macbook.
No! I will not give in to the dark side, MacTool.
Amera: Read the post. I love it when people are adamant about being wrong. My dad was once engaged in a lengthy argument about how to pronounce his own name.
I can feel the hate building in you. You're conversion to the dark side is almost complete. One or two more Windows crashes, and you too will be a MacTool.
Slappy - Yeah I know. Sometimes you cannot convince them otherwise even when you KNOW they're wrong!
People always want to talk to me about my last name and how it's pronounced.
Have a good weekend everyone!
Good luck with those fuckers, Slappy! I think you need it....
Meanwhile: Yes, put together some IKEA furniture -- such activities work wonders as a stress reliever. The Swedes rock. IKEA rocks.
Volvo rocks.
Macs make pretty pictures.
That would be the "Debil".....cuz mama says!!
Did I mention I am from a hick town slappy? What is IKEA furniture? Is it like Barbie furniture?
I thought IKEA had conquered all of America. It's a Swedish furniture company that sells really cheap stuff. Housewares, linens, but mostly particle-board assemble-it-yourself furniture. Plus they sell pretty good meatballs in the food court. I recommend the chocolate cake.
Fun fact on IKEA: they are registered as a charity in... Denmark? Netherlands? Somewhere in northern Europe with lax laws on charities. IKEA gives money to a university to do research on furniture design and in return they pay zero taxes. Woo.
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