Thursday, July 13, 2006

"tuna" is my kitten's name

After much deliberation and gnashing of teeth, I have decided to name my new kitty "tuna" as Tumbleweed suggested. Everybody had great suggestions, but "tuna" really set my heart aflutter.

Here's a picture of me asleep after my new pal had crawled up onto me:

one day, in the not so distant future, you'll see a picture of a tuna sandwich.


The Husband said...

it would have been great if Tuna had taken a massive dump on your chest while you were sleeping.

Tits McGee said...

You are so cute, I could just eat you right up.

Also, Carl? Ew.

slappy said...

Hey Tasty, if Jiggs doesn't lock his door at night, you could sneak in and leave little fabric kitty turds on his chest.

The Husband said...

why leave fabric turds...why not use the real thing.

Brookelina said...

Just don't make a tuna melt.

Shut up, I haven't had any coffee today.

Tumbleweed said...

OMG, I am as giddy and giggling as you were when you got the kitty. I can't believe it! Blow jobs all around!! yipee

scumbag said...

jiggs' kitty and pbc's doggie should have a play date!

miss kendra said...

is tuna boy or a girl?

i got a job!

Tumbleweed said...

If Tuna and Magenta(PBC's dog) had babies.....they would be pink ironic!

Kendra got a job...YAYYYYYYYYYY!

jamwall said...

have you seen tuna's friend the dead hooker kitty?

jiggs said...

carl: that would have been rad. You do know that tuna isn't a real cat, right?

tits: It has always been my dream for you to chew me up and spit me out.

slappy: I'm very pro any sort of crazy fake poo oriented scheme

carl: you're all about cleveland steamers, aren't you. Or maybe you like hot carls?

brooke: a tuna melt would be bad news. Also coating tuna in mayo would also be terrible.

tumbleweed: The decision to name the cat tuna would have been a lot easier if I had known about the blowjobs earlier.

scumbag: is pbc's dog gonna harm my cat? Is this your way of getting back at me for pointing out that the chiefs suck?

miss k: yay for jobs! I don't know. I think I might leave tuna ungendered. Then I won't have to get him/her spayed of neutered.

tumbleweed: you're making me hungry for sushi.

jamwall: I haven't. but that little whore is always sleeping around.

Lee Ann said...

Oh, so that is where you have been...sleeping.
Well, then I will forgive you for not coming over to the Castle to visit me.

btw, you look so cute sleeping there.

Friends of McDougal said...

Dude ...

That cat's not real.

jiggs said...

lee ann: Tuna and I are definitely cute.

mcd: that cat is definitely real. It's made out of matter and doesn't exist just in my head.