Wednesday, July 19, 2006

Take me to your cyborg!

this one gives you a cyborg name.

Here was my result for my TastyMcJ cyborg:


Transforming Artificial Soldier Trained for Yelling, Mathematics and Ceaseless Judo


Scarily, this was surprisingly accurate.

I was less satisfied with the results when I coupled the hot naked cyborg with the obvious 'FuckBot' moniker:


Functional Upgraded Construct Keen on Battle and Online Troubleshooting


...the O.T. should more preferably represent

Oral-sexing
TastyMcJ

You can imagine my surprise and dismay at this oversight.

At any rate, click on the either of the graphics to link to the quiz and take it yourself....It'll be fun!

24 comments:

jiggs said...

jiggs casey:

Journeying Intelligent Guardian Generated for Scientific Calculation, Accurate Sabotage and Efficient Yelling

Booty J Patrol said...

Booty J (I was limited to 10 characters):

Biomechanical Organism Optimized for Thorough Yelling and Judo

Spinning Girl said...

S.P.I.N.N.E.R.I.N.A.: Synthetic Positronic Individual Normally for Nocturnal Exploration, Rational Infiltration and Necessary Assassination


NOCTURNAL EXPLORATION?!?!?

❉ pixie ❉ said...

Person
Intended for
Xenocide and
Immediate
Exploration

The Husband said...

CARL

Cybernetic
Artificial
Repair
Lifeform

Tumbleweed said...

Your cyborg sounds nerdy!

T.U.M.B.L.E.W.E.E.D.
(To go where no woman has gone before)

hhmmm, it seems off somehow.

Tits McGee said...
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Tits McGee said...

Transforming
Individual
Trained for
Scientific
Mathematics,
Ceaseless
Gratification and
Efficient
Exploration

Aw, yeah.

Ɯbermilf said...

U.B.E.R.M.I.L.F.: Unit Built for Efficient Repair, Masterful Infiltration and Logical Fighting

My God, it's like they peered into my soul!

allison said...

ALLY:

Arificial
Lifeform
Limited to
Yelling

I did AP but it gave me Artifical Person so I screamed at it.

Nick said...

Networked
Individual
Calibrated for
Killing

jamwall said...

J.A.M.W.A.L.L.: Journeying Artificial Machine Wanting Assassination and Logical Learning

The Husband said...

i like nick's the best!

ps- farts and fluff forever!

Booty J Patrol said...

Yeah, I could use a N.I.C.K here at work.

TastyMcJ said...

I could also use a N.I.C.K. for some superior killing ability:

I just found a family of silverfish living in the powersupply housing of my desktop server at work.

There are many things I'd rather be doing on a wednesday that smashing silverfish w/ a kleenex.

Gross!...

Brookelina said...

Brooke:

Bionic Radical Oddball Optimistically Killing Evil

TastyMcJ said...

PENIS:

Positronic
Electronic
Nocturnal
Infiltration
Soldier

lolz

Tits McGee said...

HA!

miss kendra said...

Mechanical Intelligent Soldier Skilled in Kamikaze Exploration, Nocturnal Destruction and Rational Assassination

Nick said...

I heart Rational Assassination.

Daniel said...

hi

i happened on your site, and i noticed you might follow cyborg issues. i'm from steve mann's group in toronto and we started a site for cyborg logging, or glogging:

glogger community

you can upload pics and videos from your camera phone or digital camera, also compose panoramas and storyboards.

--dan

Tits McGee said...

WTF are "cyborg issues???"

Daniel said...

Sousveillance is a big one.

jamwall said...

F.U.C.K.B.E.A.K.:

Functional Upgraded Construct Keen on Battle, Exploration and Accurate Killing

1 fuckbeak