Friday, July 28, 2006

A party in my pants

We're throwing a party tonight in the jiggs/tasty/b-town household. The theme is "party in my pants". We're asking people to dress up in their wacky pants. There are pants everywhere. We bought a bunch of children's pants and stuffed them with newspaper to fill them out and hung them from the ceiling. It's so fucking creepy. Also, we cut out hundreds of little neon pants and stuck them all over the wall. Tasty likes them because they look cool under a black light and he has a total hard on for black lights.


Spinning Girl said...

That sounds sofa king awesome!

I think we are spending the day gardening and then my parents & I are going to watch the Johnny Carson DVD.

The Husband said...

sounds like this party will be more of a Dick Barn.

are any ladies going to show up?

Friends of McDougal said...

Ahh to be young in the California summer again. Reminds me of my wilder days ... my youth.

It reminds me, quite honestly, of the summer of '69. With all your liberal yippie ideologies and your Mexican herbs.

I was a bit different back then though. You see, I got my first real six-string (bought it at the five-and-dime)Played it till my fingers bled. It was the summer of '69.

Me and some guys from school had a band and we tried real hard. But ultimately, Jimmy quit and Jody got married. (I shoulda known we'd never get far.)

Oh when I look back now at that summer that seemed to last forever, and if I had the choice
Yeah - I'd always wanna be there
Those were the best days of my life.

But, ain't no use in complainin' when you got a job to do. I spent my evenin's down at the drive-in
And that's when I met you, Jiggs.

Standin' on your mama's porch, you told me that you'd wait forever. Oh and when you held my hand, I knew that it was now or never. Seriously, those were the best days of my life.

Back in the summer of '69

Man we were killin' time, we were young and restless. We needed to unwind. I guess nothin' can last forever - forever, no.

And now the times are changing. Look at everything that's come and gone! Sometimes when I play that old six-string, I think about ya wonder what went wrong~`

scumbag said...

parties are for gooks.

Tits McGee said...

I would love to come at, I mean, to a party in your pants, Jiggsy!

I don't have any wacky pants, though. Would it count if I wore a kitten in a sandwich thong?

The Husband said...

how about McDougal reciting some Bryan Adams. what a great song.

Tumbleweed said...

Black lights rule! The party sounds awesome...wish I could be there. I would were Saran wrap pants.
Hey, there is a party in my mouth....can I count you in??

oh, to finish scumbags comment........and dead hookers

slappy said...

You bought a bunch of childrens' pants? Welcome to the FBI Watch List, Jiggs.

Nick said...

No shit. Slappy tore the words from my very brain.

miss kendra said...

i can't believe i was't invited.

slappy said...

Kendra, you are on permanent pants invitation status. It's one of the perks of attending a Jiggsblog Vegas Convention.

jamwall said...

jiggsy, i wanna roll your pants and smoke them.

TastyMcJ said...

B-town and I got the childrens pants from Goodwill.

I don't think we'll make the watch list though, we were easily the 2 least-likely-to-be-pedophiles in the store.

And that's saying something.

Tits McGee said...


jiggs said...

spinner: while gardening is fun, being stuck with the parents is a drag.

carl: just cuz all your parties are sausage fests doesn't mean that ours are. And yes, there will be ladies.

mcd: Your youth seems so cliche.

scumbag: chiefs suck.

tits: a kitten in a sandwich thong is always acceptable attire

carl: you're definitely gay.

tumbleweed: Count me in!

slappy: I'm already on so many FBI watch lists I can't even keep track of them anymore.

nick: Are you sure you and slappy aren't the same person? That would be weird cuz I know slappy in real life.

sassafras: sorry. I didn't think you would want to come to a party in my pants... party. But what slappy says is right. You're always on pants party invite status.

slappy: good cover!

jamwall: I know you do, big guy. and I appreciate it.

tasty: good cover!

tits: word up.

slappy said...

I'm always trying to cover for you, Jiggs. That's the only reason you haven't landed in Gitmo yet.

I'm 80% certain that I am not Nick.

I transposed the last line in your comment to make "word: tits up" which I like very much.

Lee Ann said...

I want to see pictures of this!

The Husband said...

what time are you guys do back in boys town?

Tits McGee said...

I want pictures! Post pictures!