Monday, July 10, 2006

Miss Kendra is so rad!!!

Miss Kendra is awesome. Awesome. AWESOME. AWESOME!!!

I got a package in the mail!

What could be inside? Why it's a whole nother box, this one with snowflakes!

And inside that box: a note from Miss Kendra and a new friend!

In case you can't read the note, it says:
i made you a kitten
i trust you can make the sandwich
*heart* miss Kendra

I don't know how she did it, but Miss Kendra made a kitten for me! Look at me and my new friend!

I know I sound like all giggly like a schoolgirl, but to be honest, that's what happens when I get an awesome gift in the mail. What should I name my kitten?


Lilly said...

That is SO sweet -- and therefore: it's ok that you sound all giggly like a schoolgirl, Jiggs [just don't do it for too long!].

You should name it: Alfredo.

Lilly said...

PS. You have gorgeous teeth, Jiggs.

Ɯbermilf said...

Pussy Galore

The Husband said...

wow, kudo's to miss kendra for being so thoughtful.

i say name that cat...bukkake

scumbag said...

name it hooker so i can kill it.

slappy said...

1) It is rad indeed. In fact, it is a perfect example of why we need to bring back the word rad.

2) You're always giggly like a schoolgirl.

3) How about Little Che Guevara?

Tits McGee said...

1) Jesus Christ, that's cute.

2) Jesus Christ, I'm jealous.

3) Please name the kitten Little Tits McGee. Especially if you plan to take the kitten to bed with you at night. To "snuggle."

❉ pixie ❉ said...

That is awesome. I think you should call it "Lunch". However, I love ubermilf's suggestion—smart and funny.

Booty J Patrol said...

Why don't you call it "Lunchmeat"?

slappy said...

One advantage to calling it pussy galore is you get to do that terrible sean connery accent.

Hmm... I smell a good multimedia jiggsblog post. Jiggsblog Does Terrible Impressions.

miss kendra said...


the kitten has arrived. i was a bit worried, as there are no airholes in that box.

jamwall said...

now that you've been converted to a schoolgirl. you will now have to take on the mannerisms of a giggly schoolgirl. i would start out by dotting the "I" in jiggs with either a happy face or a heart.

jamwall said...

hey jiggsy!

i hear that tommy from the football team likes you!


jamwall said...

i've already had sex with the entire football team. tommy's a good lay.

he really knows how to treat me like a lady.

jiggs said...

lilly: thanks for the toothy compliment and for comforting me on my schoolgirlishness.

uebermilf: why yes, you are.

carl: "oh look, he's rubbing bukkake all over his face. that's so sweet!"

scumbag: NEVER! chiefs suck.

slappy: I don't want it to be killed in the jungles of bolivia.

tits: I'm all about snuggling with tits before I go to sleep.

pix & booty: lunch/lunchmeat... How about bologna. bologna goes well in a sandwich. and I think it's a cute name

miss kendra: "there are no airholes in that box" That's what he said... to his sex partner!

jamwall: done... giggles...

no one treats you like a lady jamwall. they treat you like the dirty whore that you are.

Lee Ann said...

You should name it Purrrrrfect!

jiggs said...

lee ann:it's definitely purrfect

Brookelina said...

I think you should name her Chicky. Cause everything tastes like chicken - even kittens in sandwiches.

Tumbleweed said...

WOW! That is an awesome kitty!

You could name it Tuna....that's what a kitten in a sandwich smells like.

or Jiggs Jr.

Jamwall is a dirty whore.....*giggle*

jiggs said...

brooke: I would be surprised if cat tasted like chicken. I would have assumed that it tasted a lot more like dog.

tumbleweed: "tuna". I like that name.

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