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Dear Jiggs,What an odd letter. One might almost infer that "SPUNK" has some kind of alternative meaning...
I am proud to present you wtih a small selection of Danish candy. Yes - SPUNK is readily available in most candy shops, supermarkets, etc in this country. In fact, we love stuffing our faces with SPUNK and we even give our children a wee box of SPUNK too now and again! YUMMI! :)
Since I am familiar with your twisted sense of humour*, I am convinced that you will find the enclosed boxes of SPUNK mildly amusing - ENJOY- and be sure to offer your friends a taste of your Danish SPUNK too! [Hey, you may even use the stuff in connection with a chat-up line.]
SPUNK - greetings, Lilly xx *viking*
*That is one of the reasons I like you :)
And here is the spunk (click to see them bigger):
The candy looks like little birds. One box is citrus flavors and the other is cola flavor which are my two favorite spunk flavors.
So I tasted the SPUNK and while I wish I could say that I liked the sweet flavor in my mouth, unfortunately it doesn't taste very good and is a little too chewey. Here's a pic of me enjoying the taste of my SPUNK:
20 comments:
what a great action shot. would you like some of my Spunk in your mouth?
If Carl gives you spunk, I want pictures.
They don't look like little birds, they look like little turds.
Mmm...spunk.
You are so rocking that mullet while eating your spunk.
Know what? I once had a guy ask me, in the middle of sex, "Do you want to see me eat my cum?" Um, no thanks. Ew.
word verification: ebifukjz
tits,
did you continue to bang that guy when he asked about watching him eat his own cum?
i know this guy who was banging this girl. she stopped, rolled over and picked up a crack pipe that was on her nightstand, took a hit then proceeded to bang my friend. true story!
Jiggs, I am so happy to know that my little SPUNKs made it to California and have now found a good home.
Big LOL @ 'kegels'!! :-D
[where the hell do you get words like that from?]
I hope the SPUNKs do not mess up your beautiful [and very American -- in a stereotypical way] teeth!
Did you know that they come in one more flavour -- salty liquorice [licorice]. But most non-Scandinavian people hate that flavour for some reason, so I thought I'd stick to the other two flavours.
I don't know what's more upsetting, Jiggs enjoying spunk, Tits' story about the weird guy or Carl's story about the crack whore.
So much upsets me.
definately tits' story is the worst one.
i want to try a citrus one, although i'm sure i won't like it.
i'm not a candy girl, especially gummy things.
did he beat the crack whore to death carl?
scumbag...
this was some girl he met at a party in college. he went back to her place and started banging. then, all of a sudden she whips out a crack pot and takes a hit off it. my friend thought it was a little weird but kept banging her. he was drunk and probably on drugs himself (but not crack.)
I also ate some spunk last night.
It was quite good.
I wish you had sent licorice, Lilly!
It would have been perfect, becuase Jiggs wouldn't have liked it, and he could have given the whole box to me!
i eat pounds of spunk everyday. most of it comes from jiggs casey.
Tasty, give me a shout and I'll send you your very own box of SALTY LIQUORICE SPUNK! ;-D
Lilly, that would be super awesome!
send me an email at tastymcj@yahoo.com and I'll send you my contact info.
You are so adorable!
It is so cute-why does it look like embyros? Are they like swedish fish?
Carl - No, I'm afraid that pretty much killed the mood for me. Hitting off a crack pipe would have been crazy sexy, by comparison.
carl: no. I will not put your spunk in my mouth.
brooke: birds, turds... what's the difference really.
tits: I am rocking my fucking mullet like a mullet rocker. also eww.
carl: crack pipe? rad.
lilly: they have found a home... in my belly! kegels are vaginal muscle exercises.
nick: take a deep breath. you'll be alright.
miss kendra: I like gummi things. Our disagreement over gummi things might mean that we're not meant for each other.
scumbag: only in your fantasy scumbag. also, chiefs suck!
carl: crackwhores rule
tasty: you sicken me.
jamwall: and you'll keep eating it until my contract expires!
lilly: tasty is my housemate, so if you send it to the same address as you sent mine, he'll get it.
lee ann: I am adorable
paintergirl: they are tiny and thus cute. but also not tasty.
tits: I'm glad we got that straightened out.
I'm not real big on spunk either....but I make up for it!
Could you send me your package?
Shit, I sound like a crazy horny bitch......well
tumblweed: you're my favorite crazy horny bitch.
LOL LOL @ Jiggs' "birds, turds... what's the difference really" + also LOL @ kegels!!! You never fail to surprise me with your madness, Jiggs -- I love it like!
Tasty --> I've just sent you an e-mail :-D
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