Thursday, July 20, 2006

I turned to Tasty and asked,

"What crazy and hilarious things did we do today?" Cuz I don't know what to blog about. And as it turns out, we did not do any crazy or hilarious things.

Some people love kittens and some people love hitler. If you're like me and love both, then you'll enjoy

Or if you're like me and you like Sam Jackson and the possibility that your flight might be overrun by snakes, then you'll love Snakes on a plane! "I don't want no motherfucking snakes on my motherfucking plane!"

And check out my new t-shirt design! Dry Humping Saves Lives!


The Husband said...

Two Things...

1- that Snakes on a Plane looks like one of the stupidest movies EVER. EVER.

2- not only does dry humping save also prevents the spreading of STD's. oh, and you don't have to change your sheets either.

scumbag said...

every time i try dry humping a chick i end up with a rape charge. what am doing wrong?

Spinning Girl said...

Those links are hilarious; and according to the doctor, I should live forever.

Tumbleweed said...

That be some funny shit! I really love that shirt....I may just break down and get it!

Tits McGee said...

Save my life, Jiggs!

Übermilf said...

What does wet humping save?

Booty J Patrol said...

Wet humping saves the human race and your sanity.

Ps. Jiggs, are you participating in that stupid online contest for SoaP?

scumbag said...

jiggs, can you make me and tumbleweed a t-shirt that says i love vampire whores? long story....

Nick said...

Hollywood Exec #1: We need to make a new movie.

H. E. #2: Absolutely, but about what?

H. E. #1: Badgers. Oohh and Hovercrafts.

H. E. #2: That's the stupidest thing I've ever heard.

H. E. #1: Ok, how about Snakes on a Plane?

H. E. #2: You're a fucking genius!

jamwall said...

i just humped a box of dry ice.

Lee Ann said...

Hey Jiggsy! No more HNT, so you don't come over anymore?

Love this you have it in pink?

Lex said...

Fuck dry humping I want the real thing.

However the ones who will do the real thing are taken? That makes no sense?

Like WTF.

Thank god I stil have some morals.

Maybe I should re-think about that.

The Husband said...

i think a great blog topic would be to finish this sentence:
"i turned to Tasty and asked..."

did you bitches notice tigers eagle?

my beloved METS won

i've just polished off a wonderful bottle of cabernet savignon.

word to your mutha!

seacrest OUT.

Friends of McDougal said...

Dry Humping: Chafing never felt so good.

Karen Little said...

Love the T-Shirt! Nicked the pic for my blog - told everyone it came from you though. Later!

jamwall said...

how about a site called "cats who look like hitler AND enjoy gefilte fish"

Lilly said...

[I ♥ this blog -- you guys are so weird it's brilliant :-D Have a great weekend like!]

Nick said...

I don't like how my hilarious Hollywood Executive interaction is being outshone by dry humping.

jiggs said...

carl: snakes on a plane is motherfucking awesome! You don't have to change your sheets, just your pants.

scumbag: I think it has something to do with you not saying "please"

spinner: who knew that ponce de leon should have been looking for dy humping.

tumbleweed: thx! rad!

tits: let's schedule a dry humping appointment.

uebermilf: wet humping saves the whales. Cuz they can't do anything but wet humping.

booty: not participating in the online contest.

scumbag: I might be able to do that.

nick: you're right! snakes on a plane is genius level!!!

jamwall: it burns so good!

lee ann: what do you mean? i have visited your blog everyday this week. and yes, it does come in pink.

lex: you're a complex woman.

carl: you are so fucking shitfaced right now!

mcd: clearly you have never put your dick in a rusty pipe!

karen: as long as you link back to the blog and the t-shirt site, I am golden with you posting the pic.

jamwall: such cats would have an identity crisis.

lilly: I heart you too!

nick: what do you expect? dry humping saves lives!

Tits McGee said...

Are you available right now? My situation is dire, I fear.

Übermilf said...

Why no news of the day? Why no new post for today?

You disappoint me. Are you trying to be downgraded to "Blog Grade Seaman?"

jiggs said...

tits: I am available, but unfortunately my crotch can't reach all the way to you.

uebermilf: Are you happy now?

Tits McGee said...

I guess I'll just go find a picture of Joey Lawrence to dry hump, then.