Friday, July 21, 2006

I took a bath today

"So what," you might say. "I hope you clean yourself EVERY day," you might say. Well, I do clean myself every day, but that is not why I was taking a bath. I was also not taking a bath to relax. I'll give you a clue why I was taking a bath. Here is a picture of the thermostat in my apartment:



As you can see, it pegs out at about 93 degrees. Luckily, I'm a temperature/time geek, so I have 3 other thermometers around the house. They confirmed that the temperature in my apartment was in fact 95 degrees.

It's god-damn hot in here, and I don't have air conditioning or insulation in my walls, so the only way to survive was to submerge myself in a pool of cold water with a fan blowing on me. That is why I took a bath.

And people still deny global warming.

10 comments:

jamwall said...

booty's causing global warming from his greenhouse body vapors!

Spinning Girl said...

That sounds like hell itself. (the 93 part, not the bath part)

Ɯbermilf said...

I thought Jiggs was the hot one out of all you guys? At least, that's what I heard.

Lee Ann said...

Awww, poor Booty! I would be in that bath too!
Stay cool, or at least try. :)

Tits McGee said...

One word: shrinkage.

The Husband said...

i didn't think it gets that hot in your neck of the woods.

while the earth is getting warmer...you can NOT blame this intense heat on global warming. we've had extreme temperatures like this for over a century.

Booty J Patrol said...

Jamwall: If anything, my greenhouse vapors were being trapped in the water.

SG: Yes, it sucks, because my apartment was built when the average temperature in Santa Clara was only 80 in the summertime.

MILF: We're all hot baby -- Jiggs is just the hottest of the bunch (or so he likes to think).

Lee Ann: I'm tryin'. I was calling resturants today to see if they were open for lunch (it was too hot to cook), and after I asked if they were open, I asked if they had air conditioning.

Tits: Shrinkage or not, it was better than melting.

Carl: It never got that hot in my neck of the woods until about last year. The average July temp was 82, the record was 96 (until yesterday). I can't tell if you are being sarcastic or not about the last 100 years comment...

Brookelina said...

I take baths everyday. Candles. Soft music. Bubbles. It's all very romantic. Too bad I'm alone.

Tits McGee said...

Is there room for me, Brooke?

Nick said...

get some AC dumbass.