Thursday, July 06, 2006

History of the day for July 6

In 9760 BC, stealing is banned.

In 9759 BC, recognizing that some people were not obeying the "No Stealing Ordinance," the "lock" is invented.

In 9758 BC, recognizing that some people were not deterred by locks, the "brutal punishment" is invented.

5 comments:

TastyMcJ said...

when did they invent debugging for html?

Oh, SNAP!

FRITZ said...

when was eating children banned?

as a matter of fact, i don't believe it HAS been banned.

which is good. because nine of them are in my stove right now, in crepes. with strawberry sauce.

delish!

TastyMcJ said...

now my comment makes me look like i'm a crazy person.

slappy said...

If only there was some way you could delete the comment that makes you look like a crazy person...

slappy said...

But don't do it, or else my comment will make me look like a crazy person.