Sunday, July 30, 2006

History of the day for July 30

In 1814, Intercourse, Pennsylvania is incorporated, marking the first and last time 13 year old boys are allowed to name a city.

13 comments:

Nick said...

This is the funniest thing that has ever been on this blog.

Ɯbermilf said...

I'm hungry. What's for lunch?

I want Jiggs to come visit me and bring ice cream sandwiches.

allison said...

I'm with Nick. ROTFLMAO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Karen Little said...

These aren't for real, are they...? Like, I'm sure Joyce's publisher and editor must've read Ulysses first...

They are pretty funny though.

Lee Ann said...

Today is my Dad's birthday!

jiggs said...

nick: really? i thought your face was the funniest thing that has been on this blog! SNAP!!!

uebermilf: will do.

ap: thx

karen: oddly enough, while the rest of them are fake, this is the only real one.

lee ann: yay!

Brookelina said...

Mmmmm..intercourse.

Nick said...

She get's a "thx" and I get a "your face" WTF?

slappy said...

I believe that has to do with the Jiggs Number, which is arrived at by multiplying hotness by femaleness. Allison scores much higher than you.

jiggs said...

nick: slappy is right. when you get to be as hot at AP, I'll start treating you with respect. no offense, but since you're a boy that will never happen. also I thought you and I were pretending to be mortal enemies. Is this not the case?

slappy: I usually refer to that quantity as the jiggs index.

slappy said...

Right, index. Too much chemical engineering for me.

Jiggs: you forgot to call him a douchebag. Unless the pretend war is over and you two are friends now, in which case you would still call him a douchebag.

Nick said...

My bad. I'm going to kill you all.

jiggs said...

nick: that's better.