nick: slappy is right. when you get to be as hot at AP, I'll start treating you with respect. no offense, but since you're a boy that will never happen. also I thought you and I were pretending to be mortal enemies. Is this not the case?
slappy: I usually refer to that quantity as the jiggs index.
Right, index. Too much chemical engineering for me.
Jiggs: you forgot to call him a douchebag. Unless the pretend war is over and you two are friends now, in which case you would still call him a douchebag.
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This is the funniest thing that has ever been on this blog.
I'm hungry. What's for lunch?
I want Jiggs to come visit me and bring ice cream sandwiches.
I'm with Nick. ROTFLMAO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
These aren't for real, are they...? Like, I'm sure Joyce's publisher and editor must've read Ulysses first...
They are pretty funny though.
Today is my Dad's birthday!
nick: really? i thought your face was the funniest thing that has been on this blog! SNAP!!!
uebermilf: will do.
ap: thx
karen: oddly enough, while the rest of them are fake, this is the only real one.
lee ann: yay!
Mmmmm..intercourse.
She get's a "thx" and I get a "your face" WTF?
I believe that has to do with the Jiggs Number, which is arrived at by multiplying hotness by femaleness. Allison scores much higher than you.
nick: slappy is right. when you get to be as hot at AP, I'll start treating you with respect. no offense, but since you're a boy that will never happen. also I thought you and I were pretending to be mortal enemies. Is this not the case?
slappy: I usually refer to that quantity as the jiggs index.
Right, index. Too much chemical engineering for me.
Jiggs: you forgot to call him a douchebag. Unless the pretend war is over and you two are friends now, in which case you would still call him a douchebag.
My bad. I'm going to kill you all.
nick: that's better.
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