Monday, July 03, 2006

History of the day for July 3

In 2019, during a dig in Palestine, a complete set of Dead Sea Scrolls is found in a dusty old shoebox in the back of one Nased Harouf's garage. Nased had collected the scrolls into his twenties but had completely forgotten about them after his mother told him to, "Move out of my basement, you freak!"

2 comments:

Spinning Girl said...

coffee just shot out my nose.

you crack me up.

The Husband said...

sorry to hear about the shuttle. i hope they get that thing launched soon.