Monday, July 31, 2006

Fuck you!

I know I shouldn't blame the messenger, but on Wednesday it's supposed to be 102 in Boston with a heat index of 107.

I want to go to the beach, sink to my knees and pound the sand like Charlton Heston in Planet of the Apes. You maniacs! Damn you all to hell!

Part of me wants to work on oil sands in northern Alberta just to avoid summer.


jiggs said...


also blogspot still won't let me upload photos! fuck you blogspot!

slappy said...

Today we hate the Inter-net!

Damn you, Inter-net!

jiggs said...

and the interweb too!


amera hearts said...

I hate to be the burn in your side, but it's gorgeous here today! It has to be about 65-70 degrees with a slight breeze.

BUT on the other hand, I am going to be experiencing those nasty temperatures when I visit Cali in a few days. Arg. 113 be damned!

Tits McGee said...

I'm going to spend all day tomorrow immersed in a tub full of ice.

Ɯbermilf said...

Such anger.

Have some ice cream.

There's a BJ in my word verification!

jamwall said...


it got to 100 fucking degrees her in the minneapolis/st. paul area.


Rich said...

Its 68 degrees here today, the sun is shining, not a cloud in the sky, the birds are singing, mothers are being complimented about their babies on the street, banks have opened their vaults and are handing out money, beautiful men and women in skimpy clothing are giving away free kisses to all takers on the corners of main roads, and to highlight the paradise we have... this is the middle of winter.

miss kendra said...

today is the first day it hasn't been over 87 in my apartment. which is ten minutes WALK to the beach.


slappy said...

Amera: I would hate you if I wasn't saving all my hate for the Inter-Web.

Uber: I'd probably be happier if I had a BJ in my word ver.

Tits: After reading your comments to Jiggs, I recommend you spend at least 4 hours a day in a tub of ice no matter what the outdoor temperature.

Jamwall: You should beat your cowbell less furiously today then.

Rich: Where are you living and do you need a roommate?

Kendra: As I advise everyone, leave LA.

Kat said...

with humidex its' been 48 degrees here in southern Ontario. Fuck you humidex!!!! Which translated into other units is 118.4 degrees to you. Welcome to the new Bermuda.