Wednesday, June 28, 2006

This week in spam

While I'm working on spinner's vajayjay and carl's chick with dick, I thought I would take a moment to give a this week in spam. (my comments are in italics).

Dear Sir & Madam, [how did they know I have both male and female genitalia???]

It is our great pleasure to introduce our company to you. [It's a huge pleasure for me as well. I just came in my pants.]

We are one of the leading manufacturing of Expandable Polystyrene Machinery for more than 10 years in China, ... [How did they know I needed machinery to mold polystyrene? GET OUT OF MY FUCKING HEAD YOU BASTARDS!]

We will do our best to promote mutual business relationship and benefits under the confidence. [I love it when I get benefits under my confidence. Even more when I get benefits all over my face.]


Spinning Girl said...

molded polystyrene is the wave of the FUTURE.

Spam rocks.

Now work on that vajayjay, ya big sailor.

Tumbleweed said...

have you seen this??

The Husband said...

i think you should take them up on the offer. this could be the beginning of Jiggs Inc.

Brookelina said...

Did you ask them about their huge vaginas?

Tumbleweed said...

Can I bring my benefits to put on your face?

Lee Ann said...

I love benefits!

miss kendra said...

i'm gonna get a job spamming people.

it might be my only hope.

jiggs said...

spinner: your vajayjay is my command

tumbleweed: i have seen that, but it's always a good read.

carl: Jiggs incorporated. like kids incorporated only less sucky

brooke: I did. That's why they suggested expandable polystyrene

tumbleweed: I've always wanted your benefits all over my face.

lee ann: benefits rock!

sassafras: just make your spam hilarious and I will post it here.

Ɯbermilf said...

I'm afraid to open my spam.

Especially the one with the subject line: "Your cash, mucous body."

jiggs said...

generally spam shouldn't be opened, especially if you have an html enabled email program cuz they can tell if you opened it. I use an email program that is 50 years old

jamwall said...

i just spewed benefits all over my keyboard.