Thursday, June 01, 2006

Tasty is so very very drunk right now

He came home drunk carrying a snowboard he found on the street. After telling me how drunk he was, he put 12 monkeys into the dvd player. Then before the dvd could start he needed to puke. I asked him if he needed me to hold his hair, but he said no. Then he went to puke... a lot. After his profuse vomiting, I made him go to bed.

He was much more drunk this time than when the time he tried to pee on the electrified third rail.

Here is a pic of the snowboard he found:

20 comments:

❉ pixie ❉ said...

nice.

Ɯbermilf said...

My poor little Tasty! He's going to feel yucky when he wakes up.

Gatorade. AlkaSeltzer. Egg McMuffin.

Poor sweetie.

Nick said...

How does one just "find" a snowboard? Are you sure he didn't "find" it in some guy's garage?

jamwall said...

jiggs once asked if he could hold my mullet pubes while i projectile poo'd.

he's such a darling.

slappy said...

You know what they say... in Berkeley, the streets are paved with snowboards.

The Husband said...

whats with the barfing? am i the only one who can consume mass quantities of alcohol (regardless if its wine/beer/liquor) and not puke? you should have taken a picture of him puking. and then wake him up at 5am and take another picture.

The Husband said...

ps- i heart tasty
pss- i heart slappy
psss- i heart jiggs

The Husband said...

sorry...
i heart booty as well

TastyMcJ said...

howdy all. I survived.

i had a ton to drink, as it turns out. i found my glasses this morning on the floor of the shower. but as far as I can tell, i didn't take a shower.

maybe I did, though.

I'm going back to bed.

p.s. the snowboard was just sitting there..... i think against a fence next to someones garbage.

Tumbleweed said...

How much did 12 monkeys cost and how the hell did you get them all in the dvd player?

scumbag said...

you're not the only one carl. fuckin' lightweights.......

miss kendra said...

once i got so drunk that in the morning i found my clothes out by the garage, and then intermittently up to my bedroom.

.

Tits McGee said...

Jiggs - You tell the most heartwarming stories.

Tasty - You're a drunk, dirty thief. That's hot.

Kendra - That is the sexiest thing I've ever heard.

jiggs said...

pix: word

uebermilf: we can take comfort in the fact that he survived

nick: the details apparently are hazy. you could be right in suggesting that tasty is a dirty thieving whore

jamwall: I am a darling. also I wanted to stare at your junk for a while.

slappy: Who says that? I'll lpunch em in the throat!

carl: there's so much love for you to give. If only there was an outlet.

Often carl, puking is the right thing to do. you need to get those poisons out

tasty: i didn't hear the shower

tumbleweed: they are very well-behaved monkeys

scum:if tasty puked, he had a lot to drink. perhaps not as much as you could imbibe, but more than your average person ought to consume.

sassafras: that's funny. why did you take them off. did it have to do with temperature or was nudity just the right thing to do at the time?

tits: I second you.

TastyMcJ said...

....and I never tried to piss on the fucking third rail.

Damn you, Jiggs!!!!!!

miss kendra said...

i think i was hot.

hot and sweaty.

and drunk.

The Husband said...

would anything really happen if you urinated on the third rail?

dude, whats with the word verification?

Brookelina said...

I like watching The Godfather when I'm drunk. Then I like to throw up. Maybe Tasty and I should hook up.

jiggs said...

sass: you hot+sweaty --> me hot+sweaty

carl : too much spam

brooke: you and tasty should hook up. but after you and i hook up. idon't want sloppy seconds

jiggs said...

also: suck it tasty