Thursday, June 29, 2006

Spinning vajayjay

I like search terms. They make me feel good. It's good to know that people come to the blog searching for information on "prehensile toes" and "native american flute fetish". Because if there is one service we provide, it's medical information regarding the feet and information for those that like american tribal music.

But not every search term is so well meaning. Rather scandoulously, people (presumably nerds) come to the blog wondering things like "do astronauts masturbate" and what about "masturbation in space"? Some even seek out the blog in order to ogle "joey lawrence + biceps".

The worst of these search terms has to be those that intend to spread gossip. Consider "tom jones"+"stuff your pants". How could anyone accuse Tom Jones of stuffing his trousers? That's slander!

Also, i made spinner's vajayjay shirt. She sure is purdy. So purdy that I am reminded of one other search term that is apropo: "what does a restraining order look like"

13 comments:

Ɯbermilf said...

Last night someone found me by Googling "cucumber tits."

jamwall said...

some people found my site, by typing in the search phrases: "grape crushing photos" and "STOP nyquil addiction"

i have no grape crushing photos, nor do i have a problem drinking nyquil!!

i can stop anytime i want to!!!

Spinning Girl said...

I want to hurl my naked body against you.

Spinning Girl said...

also, for Jamwall --- the first step is admitting you have a problem. We are all so tired of your lies and your denial.

Yes, this is an intervention!

Tumbleweed said...

I really need to go check out my stats! There are some real weirdos around here....not us of course!

I'm in on the Jamwall intervention!

Brookelina said...

The other day someone found me by searching for "sorry we missed you, 2:00 p.m.-5 p.m. delivery packages."

miss kendra said...

i recently got "what makes people ugly," "inspect my vagina," and "good cow names."

i have the answers to all of these things and more.

The Husband said...

if i were invisible, wait...i already am.

GrandPooOfAwesome said...

that's weird. i haven't been able to get that word out of my head lately. i'm so gay.

jiggs said...

uebermilf: you're so lucky!

jamwall: I saw you passed out in the street with nyquil on your breath. seeing you like that made me sad.

spinner: I want you to do that too. Intervene away!

tumbleweed: you're definitely a weirdo. but not me.

brooke: hilarious. did you get them their package?

miss kendra: I kind of think "inspect my vagina" should be on a t-shirt.

carl: are you sure you're not just hopped up on the goofballs?

poof: vajayjay!

jamwall said...

hey! wow! everybody's here!

its a party!

hey....why's everybody lookin' so serious?

Lee Ann said...

I like the pink one

Anonymous said...

Tom Jones has stuffed his trousers with tampons taped together.