Friday, June 16, 2006

Should I be disgusted? You make the call!

I was Costco the other day, and I saw something that confused me. There was a woman wearing a track suit that was almost completely see-through, thong and all. However, she was a woman of "considerable girth". It was like a train wreck -- it was horrible, but yet I couldn't look away. So on the one hand was a woman with see through clothing, but on the other hand was... well, it wouldn't fit on just the other hand. Don't get me wrong, I love a woman with some girth, I just don't know if I want to see through her clothing is all.

As an interesting aside, I also saw a man toting his daughter around with one of those baby leashes. I'm still not sure how I feel about those things. It's a great way not to lose your child, but yet it is so horribly demeaning I assume all children subjected to it will one day be in therapy. How do all y'all feel about the baby leash?


TastyMcJ said...

Sometimes, I have to direct my cock around with a baby leash.


j/k. I'm wasted.

jiggs said...

he is wasted.


jiggs said...

I was on a leash as a child.

let's give it up for fat babes.

Spinning Girl said...

I saw a grandmother being near-abusive with that leash one time. She kept yanking on it, telling the kids to behave, then making him march in step when they went somewhere. It was scary. I loathe the baby-leash.

I do, however, like me some thong up my girth-endowed ass.

The Husband said...

1- i would probably look at the fat lady as well.

2- those child leashes are a joke. its another excuse for lazy parenting.

Brookelina said...

I think the fact that you are asking if you should be disgusted proves that you went home and pounded one out.

Am I right?

The Husband said...

here is a question for Jiggs and the rest of his loyal readers...

how come you never see any african american australian people?

discuss amongst yourselves and get back to me.

Carl S.

❉ pixie ❉ said...

Leashes are demeaning. I say down with leashes. Therapy indeed.

slappy said...

And Tasty does direct his cock with a baby leash, but he doesn't have to. He just enjoys the effect.

slappy said...

Carl - probably because then racists in Australia would have to yell "Go back to America... and then Africa" and that's just exceptionally retarded.

Booty J Patrol said...

Tasty: You wouldn't be Tasty if you weren't wasted on a Thursday night.

Jiggs: Cheers.

Jiggs: It doesn't surprise me that you were on a leash as a child.

SG: So that is one vote against the baby leash. And I'm sure your ass looks fabulous in a thong.

Carl: 2 votes against.

Brooke: Although you are correct to assume that in general men go home and pound one out every time they see a girl on the street that turns them on, in this case you are incorrect. The grossness just made it too unbareable.

Carl: Wouldn't they be called African Australians? Or are you refering to people born in America who moved to Australia?

Pix: 3 votes nay.

Tits McGee said...

Fat chicks in thongs? Aw, yeah.

Kids on leashes? Nuh uh.

The Husband said... make a great point. i guess if a black person was born in Australia then the would be consider Afrian Australian. very interesting.

Tumbleweed said...

I would have stared at the fat chic too....and then probably asked her where I could purchase one.

I bought a baby leash...tried it at Worlds of was crap...and stupid...I threw it away. The stupidest part is when people try to walk inbetween you. That's my opinion.

Lee Ann said...

They should have put the leash on the girthy woman and...
no, nevermind!
That is bad. Both things you saw are bad.
Tasty, you are too funny!