Friday, June 16, 2006

New Project: The JiggsBlog Sitcom!

Okay, I'm bored. I decided that we should create a sitcom. Eventually I'll convince Jiggs to film this with stop action animation or sock puppets or something.

Phase 1: Character Selection

Please submit your idea for a character in our sitcom. Here's mine.

William the Reverse Racist

Not reverse in the sense that he discriminates against white people, but reverse in the sense that he holds many stereotypes about races - but they are all positive. And highly arbitrary. Like all Koreans are good at Scrabble. Black people are great whistlers. White people are good at merging onto freeways. He gets into countless situations with people who are really confused whether they should be offended, and the only thing you can count on is hilarity!


jiggs said...

clearly you based this character on me. let the hilarity ensue!

jiggs said...

I like the character that tasty came up with yesterday:

wally the shitmonger

"get your shit! get your fresh shit!"

The Husband said...

1- is that the same as saying all asians are good at math?
2- what about a character called "harry the hermaphrodite"?

Tumbleweed said...

That's an outstanding idea! I wann be in it....I will have to think for a minute....I'm a bit slow today!

Tumbleweed said...

How about if I had the opposite of turrets and yelled out nice things at people randomly. Hhhmm, maybe that wouldn't be fun....I would rather cuss at them.

TastyMcJ said...

I think there should also be a character who's a reputable influencer.

slappy said...

Yeah, and we could have The Confirmer as a wacky neighbor.

miss kendra said...

can i just be the attractive neighbor?

there can be alot of scenes where you interupt me just as i'm about to get in or out of the shower.

jamwall said...

i'll be oscar goldman, sitting back in my cushy office sending you off on dangerous missions as you use your bionic jiggspowers.

Nick said...

I think you should have a really old guy who has a touch of the alzheimers who thinks that all dogs are actually robot spys for the Kaiser.

Ɯbermilf said...

I think you should invite David Soul.

I want to be sweet to everyone else, but really mean to Nick, and then when he tells other people how mean I am they'll think he's crazy and then I'll give everyone cupcakes.

Except Nick.

Lee Ann said...

Hmmmm....maybe a girl that carries a flower and recites poetry.
Someone that gives socks to good doers.

I don't know. But that sounds fun.
I really like your idea for a character. You are so adorable.

Brookelina said...

I think there should be a single girl who goes on one bad date after another. Oh and have people ask her why she isn't

GrandPooOfAwesome said...

i can do sock puppets.

i love hermaphrodites. They're outstanding.

i have no good ideas, so move on.

or...perhaps i do and am withholding. (i've never written that word before and am astounded that there are two "h's")

i agree with brooke, and add that she can hear everyone around her thinking, "but she doesn't LOOK like a lesbian."

slappy said...

Jiggs: Wally the Shitmonger could help the sitcom people the same way the Trashheap helped the Fraggles.

Carl: 1) Pretty much. 2) I forsee Harry getting his own spinoff.

Tumble: Positive Tourettes... that has potential. How about like Tourettes but shouting our self-help advice?

Kendra: You're in. I'll let you know if you actually get out of the shower once I figure out if we're basic cable or showtime.

Jam: Oscar is perfect, but he'll have to be delusional. Unless the characters have fantasy sequences where they can fly and shoot laser beams... that's not a bad idea.

Nick: It's all coming together...

Uber: I'll ask David next time I see him working at Quizno's.

Lee Ann & Brooke & Poof: I think your comments combine to be a perfect character. Like Mokey from the Fraggles combined with characters from Reality Bites.

Spinning Girl said...

I think there should be an old lady who just stands at the stove stirring a pot of soup, and never says anything.

Spinning Girl said...

... oh, and a blonde blogger-chick with huge tits and a round ass who likes to dress like a schoolgirl.

jamwall said...

i think we've got a character!

slappy said...

Well, if she wants to room with Kendra, we've at least got a good Cinemax movie.

Tumbleweed said...

perfect...I can always shout out self help advice! I already do that!

"learn to drive fucker"
"your in the wrong lane bitch you have 20 items in your cart"
"if you smack your kid, he would shut the hell up"

Is that what your talking about? :)