Monday, June 19, 2006

I'm an undercover spy



Also, here is some amusing spam:

Hi there lovely,
This kind of opportunity comes ones in a life. I don't want to miss it. Do you? I am comingc to your place in few dayas aand I though may bae we cabn meet each other. If you don't mind I can send you my picture. I amb a girl. You can corresbpaond with me uasaing my email (email removed)
The part that really gets me is the "I am a girl".

17 comments:

Spinning Girl said...

Wow, your phone-shoe is gigantic. You must have a nice, manly-sized foot.

I love that spam. All the spelling gibberish gives it so much more impact!

Have a good day, lovely!

Ɯbermilf said...

Agent 86!

The Husband said...

i say you send an email to her saying you want to meet in person. then get a hotel room and when she comes over we can all gang bang her. not a sermon...just a suggestion.

Tumbleweed said...

I am mostyl a gurl. Can I cumb over? YOur hawt!

I thought you were keeping the spy thing a secret!

scumbag said...

i stomped a hooker's skull in with a shoe like that after she sent me a dumbfuck email like that.

Tumbleweed said...

scum: I didn't die bitch....so I'm not a dead hooker..HA!

jamwall said...

giving a lot of handjobs can cause carpel tunnel and thus, many spelling errors.

jamwall said...

they just don't make shoephones like they used to..

allison said...

that's the biggest shoe i've ever seen

Tits McGee said...

Can I please play with your giant shoe phone? I amb a girl.

miss kendra said...

i amb a girrl *now.*

jiggs said...

spinner: I think it's an unintentional camera trick (about the shoe looking big). lovely day to you as well.

uebermilf: it turns out that I am the same height and weight as maxwell smart. Isn't that weird?

carl: I like the phrase "not a sermon... just a suggestion"

tumbleweed: crap! you're right. I was supposed to keep the spy thing a secret.

scumbag: loving you is easy cuz you're beautiful

tumbleweed: snap!

jamwall: I nkow frist hnad abuot teh handjobs

ap: camera trick. i swear it.

tits: dammit woman. i don't have a giant penis!

kendra: and a sexy former boy you are!

Lee Ann said...

You are even cuter than "Get Smart" guy!

jiggs said...

lee ann: thanks!

Tits McGee said...

Who said anything about your junk, baby? I just said I wanted to play with your giant shoe phone.

But I do like it when you say "dammit woman."

GrandPooOfAwesome said...

um...i wrote that e-mail. i forgot to run it through spell check. now i'm embarrassed.

Lilly said...

Ayayay! Jiggs, my man, that's a cracking shoe-phone and a cracking photo. You look like you're in some spy thriller! Awesome :-)