Friday, June 23, 2006

I'm in Tasty withdrawal

Tasty left yesterday. What will I do without my nonsexual life partner?

With whom will I do my two man circle jerks? By the way, isn't the two man circle jerk going to be an event at the next winter olympics.

Also I learned a new word: frottage.

15 comments:

The Husband said...

if you get lonely just call a hooker but don't forget to call scumbag when you are done so he can kill her.

The Husband said...

here's a question for the men on the blog....

what do you think of Nelly Furtado? i think she's pretty hot. i would definitely bang her. discuss amongst yourselves.

The Husband said...

i guess its just me in here.

The Husband said...

You talkin' to me? You talkin' to me? You talkin' to me? Then who the hell else are you talkin' to? You talkin' to me? Well I'm the only one here. Who do you think you're talking to? Oh yeah? Huh? Ok.

❉ pixie ❉ said...

Now I've learned a new word. Thanks for the learning experience, jiggs.

Brookelina said...

Also known as dry humping.

Nick said...

It's about time you learned one of the most hilarious words ever.

Consider this: Frottage Cheese.

jamwall said...

dead hookers!

miss kendra said...

i've only heard the word in the nonconsenual way, like when it happens on the subway.

and that is why i now drive a car.

Lee Ann said...

Wow, I like that word...it is extremely exotic and titillating!

Tits McGee said...

I heart frottage.

jiggs said...

carl:you're the captain of my destiny. and also batshit crazy.

pix: no prob

brooke: dry humping is funny. I wonder why people don't call intercourse "wet humping"?

nick: genius level!

jamwall: you're like a scumbag on meth

miss kendra: nonconsensual frotagery = grody

lee ann: you're hilarious.

tits: I know you do.

Tits McGee said...

Ooh! Wet humping!

I'm totally listening to "Sugar Walls" by Sheena Easton right now.

Nick said...

And I'm listening to "No Hard Feelings" by The Bloodhound Gang.

It ain't my job...
to fuck you on your birthday anymore.

miss more said...

Only it's actually pronounced fro-tazh.

I can't believe I didn't share this with you in our tittyfucking discourse.

Also: Tribadism! Only the douche bags in wikpedia are incorrect. It doesn't have to be vulva-vulva, it's vulva-whatever.

Only, if it's vulva-penis then which name do you use? Does it depend on who's rubbing more vigorously?