Thursday, June 22, 2006

I'm going on vacation, douchebags...

For a week. Whatever.

I was thinking last night, you know how the male octopus has its reproductive organ on one of its tentacles...

What if male humans shot jizz out of their middle fingers?

Would we still use the rest of our fingers for stuff...or would we have to start blogging by inserting our cocks into specially designed key-ginas?

In either eventuality, I'm not sure if this would mean more or less semen than currently gets ejactulated while visiting the jiggsblog.

11 comments:

Lee Ann said...

zippity doo dah

miss kendra said...

i ejaculate massive loads of semen while reading jiggs blog.

like HUGE.

i think that's why sea level is rising.

Lilly said...

LOL @ Miss Kendra :-D

jamwall said...

i'm jizzing all over the keyboard as we speak..

Spinning Girl said...

I can honestly say that I have never ejaculated any semen while reading this blog.

Brookelina said...

Enjoy your vacation, douchebag.

The Husband said...

WOW...tough to follow that commentary by tasty.

i don't know what to say.

Ɯbermilf said...

This brings new meaning to the description, "He was all over me! He had hands like an octopus!"

Booty J Patrol said...

If I shot jizz out of my middle finger, it would make hitting the toilet while rubbing one out much eaiser.

Nick said...

Also, flipping off another dude means you're gay.

jiggs said...

Another set of hilarious comments from jiggsblog readers. good job everyone.

Also booty your comment made me laugh a lot.

Finally, let me just add that if I could ejaculate out of my middle finger, just think about how easy it would be to make a latte! Though it would be an EJACU-LATTE!!! HEYO!!!!!!!

Here's another crazy idea. what if we still had to stroke our junk to orgasm, but the orgasm came out of our finger. wouldn't that be weird?