Monday, June 26, 2006

I learned to speak from my speak and spell

I wonder if any discreet encounters have been cut short because of a ill-conceived punch to the vagina? And by that I mean, I wonder if anyone has ever thought that fisting has something to do with punching.

I'm growing a mullet. right now, though, it's just a mullet junior.

I do a fair impression of a robot. I think it's because i had a speak and spell when I was young. "Cow is spelled c-o-w"


Spinning Girl said...

I learned to speak from watching Sesame Street, and for most of my early childhood I sounded just like Bert (not Ernie --- he was way too silly for my tastes)

The Husband said...

a speak and spell. wow, your parents must have been wealthy. my toy was a rock...from the yard.

Brookelina said...

My nephew is 2 and a half and can already spell about 25 words. He is starting to freak me out.

Lee Ann said...

Gosh, I hate it when that happens!
and Jiggs you are so smart
.... S-M-A-R-T! hey that is fun!
I heart you!

GrandPooOfAwesome said...

i love those speak and spells. i like to punch in stuff like i c u p.

jamwall said...

mister rogers taught me how to speak.

i was really good at saying the word "special"

miss kendra said...

i learned to speak from bosom buddies.

Nick said...

God knows that no two people are better teachers than Tom Hanks and Pete Scolari.

Ɯbermilf said...

I was raised by ducks.

jiggs said...

spinner: i liked ernie. does this mean we can't marry?

carl: in your face carl!

brooke: wow. I have no idea whether that's good or not.

lee ann: you're right! spelling is fun!

poof: i get it. i see you pee. wait. can I? just kidding. I'm not into pee.

jamwall: it's good to be special.

miss kendra: and you're a poet. I wonder how many others tom hanks and the other bosom buddy have inspired?

nick: let's refer to them by their real names: tom hanks and the other guy from bosom buddies.

uebermilf: then you won't mind if I say the following: QUACK!

GrandPooOfAwesome said...

my pee, however, is really awesome.

jiggs said...

does your pee have that asparagus smell? I love that.

Tumbleweed said...

cowbell! I have not learned to speak....only type. Teach me!