Monday, May 01, 2006

Want to get into an accident? Buy a volkswagen

Volkswagen put out these commercials where some people are chatting it up about stupid crap while driving their volkswagen, and then their car gets crashed into. The commercial is very visceral and is supposed to show you how safe their cars are. But all it makes me think is that you are likely to be hit while driving a volkswagen.

Also, I think a cool new exotic name for poo is "fecalencia". I bet they call it "fecalencia" out on the Pampas. There are probably tangos called "fecalencia".

13 comments:

miss more said...

fecUlencia, my friend.

miss more said...

You may be master of the poo joke, but you can't just manipulate word derivations to suit your fecal needs.

Tits McGee said...

The McGee family car is a 1985 VW Golf. No accidents. Not one.

::knocks wood::

Lee Ann said...

Jiggsy, you just love poo don't you?
You are just a poobear!

scumbag said...

hooray for shit!

Tumbleweed said...

Yep, you are the only human being that could make poo sounds sexy! *applause*

miss kendra said...

those commercials scare me.

i almost cried when i saw the first one.

jiggs said...

miss more: You cannot stop me from manipulating word derivations to suit my fecal needs.

tits: Yes. I had the impression that VWs were no more accident prone than any other car until the commercials started coming out.

lee ann: I heart both poo and poo flingers and poo bears

scumbag: hooray for fecalencia!

tumbleweed: It's a gift.

miss kendra: In the casey household we now change the channel each time the commerical comes on.

Ɯbermilf said...

Just like my mom with the Volare commercials!

jiggs said...

uebermilf: true.

Spinning Girl said...

I like those VW commercials; that's how real accidents occur. No warning. No music-o'-premonition, like in the movies.

I had a Volare in high school. It was bitchin'. Sation wagon. 4 on the floor. V8 engine. Hawt stuff.

Spinning Girl said...

"Sation" is the Estonian word for "Station"

jiggs said...

Realistic doesn't necessarily mean that's what I want to see. It's a lot like porn, actually.