Wednesday, May 24, 2006

Vegas Souvenirs

As promised, here are the souvenir pictures that I took for you all. If you haven't seen the original vegas photos, go here.

Here is a picture of Uebermilf's favorite prop comic. Carrot top performs at the luxor uebermilf, so you should see him asap!








I couldn't find a cowbell for jamwall, but I did see this cowboy. And let's face it, both cowbell and cowboy have the word "cow" in them.










Both carl and scumbag wanted dead hookers as souvenirs. I thought that was morally questionable, so instead I took a picture of the hotel that they should stay at. In case you're wondering, I am implying that they are gay.








Tumbleweed and Brooke are always so horny all the time. So here's a little bit of masturbatory material for them. Additionally, if memory serves, Brooke lived down under for a while, which means that she might already be familiar with the thunder from down there.




Poof wanted pictures of the entertainment. While we didn't see wayne this trip (though I have seen him twice), I did see this billboard. Additionally, I just really like this picture. It's of a empty lot in vegas where a hotel used to be.





Spinner's pic shows that bears dressed as other things has gone intergalactic! The Ohura bear kind of makes me want to puke. Maybe it's because Uhura was so hot in real life. Now she's a bear.









Lee ann is a sweetie and as a consequence, her souvenir is a picture of the candy machines in the underground tunnel between the luxor and the excalibur.






AP's birthday was over the weekend and while I couldn't buy her a horse, I could get her this picture of a fake horse being ridden by this black knight guy.







Nick missed the Star Trek Experience, but here's a pic of it for him. That's a scale model of voyager from the perspective of our table.







Tits' souvenir is my gay tub pic.







Lilly wanted a picture of me enjoying a beverage, so here you are lilly. Cheers!

26 comments:

Spinning Girl said...

Those souvenires completely rock!!! Thanks so much.

I'm going to go take a few extra Lorazipam now.

Lee Ann said...

Thank you Jiggs! I love my gift!
The only way it could have been any better is if you were in the midst of all the candy...yummy!
Thank you again Jiggsy ~ I heart you!

Nick said...

Thanks for thinking of me.

The Husband said...

please note, i didn't want to see a dead hooker...just a hooker in general. either way, i'm glad you thought of me. i'm going to go play with myself now.

Tits McGee said...

I'm playing with myself right now.

miss kendra said...

my souvenir is one million babies.

your souvenir is child support! woo!

Tumbleweed said...

AWESOME PICTURES! I am so happy Brooke and I get the hot men. We are so into sharing!

miss kendra said...

i'm packing up my cat. i'll be there in like six hours.

amera hearts said...

i didn't see a pirate picture :(

the others were great though!

TastyMcJ said...

Jiggs should have a pirate pic....

I thought i remember him taking one...

jiggs said...

spinner: take a lorizipam for me

lee ann: you are a sweetie.

nick: I don't dislike you nick. Let's keep that a secret, though.

carl: enjoy yourself. have a little extra jerk for me.

tits: you and carl are like twins!

sassafras: and you have the best souvenir or all

tumbleweed: please take pictures of the two of you sharing... and share those pictures with me!

sassafras: excellent.

amera: poop. I did take a pirate picture, but I forgot to post it! :(. You'll get a special souvenir post tomorrow.

Übermilf said...

I think I know where the million babies are coming from...

Observe: The big fancy tub in the boys' room. Jiggs masturbated while bathing, releasing countless sperm into the water. Kendra then took a bath in the big fancy tub, potentially allowing millions of tiny Jiggsys to swim into the cushiony softness of her womb.

Voila! Millions of Kendriggsies are unleased into the world.

TastyMcJ said...

Man, I did my laundry in that tub !!@!!!

miss kendra said...

kendriggsies taste like candy.

jiggs said...

uebermilf: you are so wise

tasty: in your face!

kendra: you ate our little kendrigsies? Can I have some?

Nick said...

I would like the record to show that I coined the term Kendriggsies.

Übermilf said...

I would like the record to show that Nick smells.

Rich said...

Hey the guy second from the left at the back in the Aussie Thunder poster is a friend of mine. Of course, by friend, I mean the guy who was boinking my girlfriend and drinking my beer while I was working late. He's a nice guy, shame my girlfriend gave him herpes.

Tits McGee said...

I want the record to show that I am totally jealous of Miss Kendra. And Jiggs. And the hot tub, for that matter.

jiggs said...

nick: so noted

uebermilf: so noted

rich: that's a great story

tits: so noted

Brookelina said...

I love my present! Oh how I miss the thunder.

Nick said...

I would like the record to show that I do not, in fact, smell.

Rich said...

I can sense your genuine excitment at discovering a great literary work Jiggsy.

jiggs said...

brooke: glad you like it!

nick: I am amending the record to show that you do not smell

rich: word up

GrandPooOfAwesome said...

thanks jiggs. you rock. i actually almost asked for the thunder from down under. also, i seriously heart my wayne photo. that's awesome.

Lilly said...

THANKS a bunch for the souvenir shots; they are SO cool! And I love the one for me -- cheers, Jiggs! Sorry about this late reply [it's June 11 today -- but I hope you do see it]. I've not been ignoring you; I've simplt been away on vacation for 2 weeks like. But the pix did not go by unnoticed :-D CHEERS!