Saturday, May 06, 2006

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Movie Review: Phantoms
Our long national nightmare is over, at least the "No updates to" aspect of it. The desire to leave graduate school led to a sharp decrease in productivity, but no more. Beermann returns with a review of another lost Dean Koontz classic: Phantoms. It stars Rose McGowan, Ben Affleck, and Peter O'Toole. Don't pretend like you need to hear any more to know that you want to watch it.

Enjoy it, douchebags


miss kendra said...

He spits some of the goop onto the ground where it turns into a lizard and runs off, because sometimes when you have a CGI budget you just need to spend some money and see what happens.


best review ever.

Nick said...

Affleck was the bomb in Phantom's, yo!