Thursday, May 25, 2006

Miss Kendra has ruined me

After having met Miss Kendra, I could not possibly be satisfied by any other woman. All others pale in comparison (other female jiggsblog readers excluded from this statement).

In the future, should I try to be in a relationship with a woman, she will unknowingly suffer constant comparison to miss kendra and could never live up to the kendra standard.

Therefore, I am now giving up on womanity and becoming a monk.

In other news, I was an ass and forgot to post Amera's souvenir yesterday. She wanted a picture of pirates. Unfortunately, we didn't get out to Treasure Island, but we did see the following sign for a 4-D Pirate spectacular. They call it 4D because it's a 3D movie with additional anal probing. Anywho, here's your souvenir Amera:

18 comments:

The Husband said...

i heart jiggs blog

i heart carrie underwood

Lee Ann said...

I guess it is good to be excluded! ;)

Tits McGee said...

Miss Kendra is totally hot. But anal pirates?!

::swoons::

Übermilf said...

Yo ho ho

miss kendra said...

i feel so loved.

seriously.

what are you doing this weekend? wanna come over?

The Husband said...

i'm bored. can someone entertain me?

jiggs said...

carl:U R GAY. I heart carl, though

jiggs said...

lee ann: you didn't want to be a part of that quantification

tits: anal pirates from the 21st century going back in time to kill the dinosaurs!

uebermilf: everybody loves anal pirates

sassafras: if I could make it down there, I would totally let you ruin me.

carl: when I'm bored, I usually play with myself. Or read something. But usually I play with myself.

Booty J Patrol said...

What game do you play with yourself when you are bored, Jiggs? Is it solitaire?

Spinning Girl said...

I think we should all bump uglies.


I hate myself so much for just saying that.

Nick said...

Now that's what I call Piratainment!!!

Carrie Underwood said...

I would totally do spackler if he was dressed as a an anal probing pirate. Shame he's gay.

jamwall said...

arrrrr...

Nick said...

And here I thought what turned Jiggs off other women was being a homosexual.

jiggs said...

booty: I play a mean game of one-man canasta

spinner: it's sexy when you talk like that

nick: true dat

carrie underwood: this is why the blog allows anonymous comments

jamwall: rarrrr!

Thérèse said...

D'you know, I completely understand. Miss Kendra has practically ruined me, and I've only ever spoken to her on the telephono. And once, at that.

Now that's charisma.

amera hearts said...

I love it!

You rock. Thanks a bunch.

Kisses!

jiggs said...

therese: yes. girl's got charisma. and an evil kitty

amera: excellent.