Tuesday, May 30, 2006

Lt. Commander Dildo

This weekend has been filled with barbeque after barbeque. I have never had so much meat in my mouth... except for that one time.

Anyway, I'm looking for a summer fling. Do you guys have any advice for finding that special girl that will have sex with me for a few months and then move to Dubai?

Check out this clip of joey greco from cheaters getting stabbed!

23 comments:

TastyMcJ said...

Even when Joey Greco is getting stabbed, he's still one of the most compassionate men alive.

You could tell, as he was clutching his wound and falling overboard, that he was really only concerned with the relationships he was trying to save.

Someone should award him the purple heart for being wounded in the War for Love.

Spinning Girl said...

I don't know what that show is, but getting stabbed must really suck.

Spinning Girl said...

wow, I am so deep.

Tumbleweed said...

I want a summer fling too!! It's so cool we always want the same things.....I want some meat in my mouth too!

Übermilf said...

Jiggs, if I were to be your madam and arrange such a relationship, you'd have to move here.

I don't know anyone where you live.

The Husband said...

i thought you have a girlfriend?

miss kendra said...

slappy and booty have gfs.

jiggs just wastes away longing for me.

and also, meat in his mouth.

Booty J Patrol said...

Tumbleweed, it's really too bad that you and Jiggs don't live close to each other, otherwise you could both solve your problems at the same time...

Tits McGee said...

My advice: dress like this.

slappy said...

So many confusing emotions...

scumbag said...

just get a hooker. you can kill her after you're done with her so it's double the fun!

The Husband said...

i'm with scumbag. lets get a hooker then beat the shit out of her.

The Husband said...

does anyone here like nick lachey? i heard he is getting back together with 98 degrees for another album.

Lee Ann said...

Dubai has a cool tennis court on top of a high rise and they also have an indoor ski resort!
....hmmmmm

word ver is back :(

Übermilf said...

I would have no trouble arranging sexual encounters for Jiggs if he were to wear what Tits suggested.

However, I don't know that he would welcome the attention.

I could be wrong.

jiggs said...

tasty: genius level

spinner: true

tumbleweed: we're like twins

uebermilf: chicago is a hell of a town

carl: nope

sassafras: true

booty: you're a problem solver

tits: unfortunately, I don't want to attract trannies and the boys that love them.

slappy: i hear ya

scumbag: you are so predictable

carl: it's like you're schizo.

lee ann: I think I get what you're implying. Also, I put the word ver back on because one day we got like 50 spam comments.

uebmerilf: I'm not certain that I understand the polarity of your statement. Thus, I will just repeat my response to tits: I don't want to attract trannies and the boys that love them.

Brookelina said...

You made the meat in your mouth comment for me, didn't you. That's so hot.

The Husband said...

so wait, you don't have a girlfriend. i'm confused...in more ways then one.

jiggs said...

brooke: you dirrrrty girl.

carl: slappy and booty have girlfriends. Tasty and I do not. That confusion you are feeling is called latent homosexuality.

Lee Ann said...

I don't blame you, 50 spams....they must like you!

I think there are a lot of physical activities in Dubai.
You seem a little frustrated Jiggs. A little physical activity could be good for you! ;)

jamwall said...

i have a special car for you.

Tumbleweed said...

eewww, I don't want to sleep with my twin.....well okay, let's just not procreate!

jiggs said...

lee ann: yes. i need some physical activity

jamwall:??? what ???

tumbeweed: right on