Wednesday, May 31, 2006

I’m back from Vegas ... again.

As some of you may recall, Jiggsblog went to Vegas last week and met Miss Kendra there. Well, I had such a great time, I had to go back again over the three day weekend. I ended up giving back the $200 I took from the casinos last week, and an extra $100 just to make sure they don’t get mad at me. I did however observe some pretty funny things.

The Sahara is an awesome hotel. They give excellent comps. My girlfriend and I played for 1.5 hours and managed to get enough comps to feed the whole family lunch and dinner. And their buffet was quite good, especially for the price (only $12.99 for a Sunday champagne brunch!). We were also entertained at the buffet by a group of folks who were taking advantage of the all you can drink champagne. The buffet was serving it in little plastic glasses, and this group of 5 finished off about 40 to 50 of them, and then stacked them in a pyramid on their table before leaving.

At the Luxor they had a sign advertising their special poker tournament that is restricted to people who have lost in their other tournaments. The tag line on the ad was, “Improve your chances, play with the other losers.”

My girlfriend’s dad goes to church every Sunday, even when we’re on vacation, even in Vegas. The church is right next door to a casino. My girlfriend and I thought it would be funny if they church had slot machines, so you could play during the sermon. They could even guilt you into donating your winnings back to the church when they pass the collection plate.

And lastly, although we did not have the help of Miss K’s special ability to identify girls with pasties, I did manage to see one girl wearing pasties, although it wasn’t hard, since that was all she was wearing. Well, that and a miniskirt so short that half of her ass was hanging out the bottom.

All in all, a fun time. But I think I’m done driving from San Jose to Vegas for a while.


Nick said...

You guys should have got into a champagne drinking contest with the other group. I think you could have taken them. I have faith in the Booty family.

miss kendra said...

did you point out the pasties to your woman, or try to ogle them privately?

Booty J Patrol said...

I pointed them out to her, at which point she insisted that we follow the woman to find out where she and the clearly rich guy she was hanging on were going. We lost them near the elevators.

jamwall said...

i wear nipple pasties with jiggs casey's likeness.

Übermilf said...

I prefer cupcakes. They're pastry pasties.

The Husband said...

did you and your girlfriend pick up a hooker for a 3-way?

Booty J Patrol said...

nick: I was with my girlfriend's family. They are not good drinkers.

Miss K: See above.

Jamwall: eww.

Uber: So you like to wear edible pasties then? Uberdilf is a lucky man.

Carl: No, not this time.

Tumbleweed said...

COOL!! Sounds like fun.

jiggs said...

booty: check out uebermilf's avatar and you will see her cupcake pasties.