Thursday, May 11, 2006

I got into this huge argument with tasty

We nearly got into the fisticuffs over whether tina yothers was in the facts of life. Tasty thought tina yothers was the person that played tootie. I held the position that she was not in the facts of life, but was the blonde daughter in family ties. Of course I was right. And tasty is a whore.

Did you guys see the mythbusters last night? Best episode ever! I love exploding pants! There were so many hilarious that's-what-she-saids.

VEGAS COUNTDOWN: 7 days till me leave!

21 comments:

Spinning Girl said...

Big ups for being the first person in history to use "Yothers" and "fisticuffs" in the same sentence.

I always thought Tina Yothers had to be adopted into that family. She was just too large & clunky to have sprung from the loins of the perfect happy couple with the perfect happy son. But then again, she probably just had Acromegaly, and we know that is no laughing matter.

GrandPooOfAwesome said...

no offense tasty, but what a dumbass.

did you mention mythbusters to score with lilly?

i didn't see it, but i did see chris daughtry voted off last night *pout*. i didn't want anybody to leave, so i'm gonna have a fit every week from now on.

(freakin' laughing out loud at spinning girl)

Tumbleweed said...

I am so sad I will miss you in Vegas! I hope you have a great time!!

The Husband said...

dude, i thought you already went to vegas. i think all the drugs and alcohol has polluted my mind.

i can't believe tasty thought tina yothers was on facts of life...thats insane yo!

Tits McGee said...

Confusing Tina Yothers for Kim Fields??? WTF, Tasty?!

Fascinatingly, Tina Yothers recently starred as Linda Lovelace in "Lovelace the Musical." No lie.

Also, I heart exploding pants.

That's Mr. McDougal, to you, punk said...

Tasty, you are a MOTHERFUCKINIG IDIOT AND I'M GOING TO SHIT YOUR SHIT THE SHIT OUT OUF YOUR EYES IF YOU FUCKING FUCK PUT THE FUCK YOTHERS IN FAX OF LIFE GET YOUR GODDAMN SHIT STRAIGHT IN THE SHITTER YOU STUPIED FUCKER GODODOAM I'M GONNA KILS OMEONE.

JIGGS - give me the address, please.

Nick said...

McBungle's typing is getting better. I can't believe that innocent girl Anne Marie had to die needlessly because he's too lazy to type.

scumbag said...

i believe you tasty.

TastyMcJ said...

Yeah, I'm a fucking tard.


Speaking of whores, Jiggs has made some equally ridiculously stupid claims before, in which I was in the right...but I don't douche it up and post it on the blog.

Thanks for the support, scumbag.

Booty J Patrol said...

1. Why didn't you just look it up on IMDB?

2. I can totally back Tasty up on this one -- Jiggs often says stupid things that Tasty is man enough not to blog about. Of course, we all say rediculously stupid things that we don't blog about, otherwise you guys would realize what morons we all really are.

Übermilf said...

I think you guys need a den mother to keep you straight.

Tits McGee said...

Where's Mrs. Garrett when you need her?

Übermilf said...

"Girls! Settle down! Jo, quit looking at Tootie's titties!"

Lilly said...

DID SOMEONE SAY "MYTHBUSTERS"???

Oh man -- they've stopped showing the new episodes on Discovery Denmark. The helium football episode was the last of the newest episodes that we got to see.....then they started showing repeats AGAIN! F**king hell like.


LOL @ Poo -- well, as you can see: it works! ;-)

OOOOOOOOOOH NO! Did I just read that Chris got voted off American Idol?! F**king hell like AGAIN!

miss kendra said...

little do you know, i also played the chunky blond daughter on family ties.

i just don't see the need to brag.

Booty J Patrol said...

Uber: I laughed so hard at your comment that my coworkers had to come by and see if I was all right.

Rich said...

Tina Yothers was Linda Lovelace. I thought Linda Lovelace was the girl Lance Crossfire and Roger Ramjet were always fighting over?

Lee Ann said...

Oh, I remember that show. I always liked the name Mallory (even though her character was ditzy, I still liked that name).
I missed Mythbusters last night. Sounds like it was a good one. You should have called me! (Really)

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jiggs said...

spinner: I bet someone got into fisticuffs over yothers before, although when I searched for "fisticuffs" and "yothers" on google there were only three hits, none within the same sentence.

poof: mythbusters is something that lilly and I have been bonding over way before I realized I could score with her by bringing it up.

tumbleweed: thanks!

carl: tasty is insane in the membrane! Insane and he got no brain!

tits: I bet you do.

mr. mcd: I won't give you his address until you promise me governorship of guam. I'm a guamaniac!

nick: cry me a river you whore. i love you.

scumbag: just like you to take his side like that.

tasty: you'll never be a douche of my quality. I'm ten times the douche you will ever be.

booty: silence whore! i love you.

uebermilf: a sexy den mother?

tits: true dat

uebermilf: I with jo. I want to look at tooties titties!

lilly: fuck discovery denmark in its ass!

sassafras: HOT!

booty: but you're not alright... in the head!

rich: what a wonderful tapestry!

lee ann: mythbusters was really good, but luckily, they replay every episode.

john price: fuck you, you ignorant fucker.

Lilly said...

Poo: Jiggsy is absolutely right -- it was actually via a 'MythBusters' search that I first stumbled upon this site! ;-)