Wednesday, May 17, 2006

I bought this shirt that was way too tight

I was at target and I wanted a new shirt. So I bought two. They were that "athletic cut" style which is code for "gay". The first one was tight, but not too tight. The second however, nearly cut off my circulation. It is a cool looking shirt, but the tightness crosses the line into "homo tight".


Here's my plan. I'm gonna try to take pictures of things in vegas. And these pics will be souvenirs for your all. So for example, Lilly wants me to have a drink for her. So maybe I will take a picture of me having a drink as lilly's souvenir. I just hope that I don't forget anyone.


GrandPooOfAwesome said...

i bet you look great in "homo tight"

i want pictures of the entertainment. i'm so jealous by the way.

├ťbermilf said...

Mr. Jiggs,

I would like to thank you and Mr. Tasty in advance for meeting my husband for drinks.

He has the personality of a labrador retriever, and if he has no one to talk to, he finds someone.

Last night he had a long conversation with the president of Berkely's remote control glider fan club.

Once in San Francisco he talked to a recently released con who went by the name "Don Juan."

So, again, thank you. And remember, he has an expense account, so show him no mercy.

scumbag said...

i wanna picture of a dead hooker as a souvenir......or maybe a hat.

The Husband said...

can you take a picture of a hooker for me? the skankier the better.

I believe I can fly
I believe I can touch the sky
I think about it every night and day
Spread my wings and fly away
I believe I can soar
I see me running through that open door
I believe I can fly

Tits McGee said...

I would like a picture of tits, please.

Preferably a picture of your tits in your homo tight shirt.

Lilly said...

Yes yes yes! [Bet you've heard that a few times, though in a different context ;-) ]
Do that -- take photos of you having a drink for me and all the other requests you've had from keen Blog-readers -- excellent idea like!

How about a photo of you in that [notorious] homo t-shirt?

TastyMcJ said...

you're welcome, ├╝bermilf.

jiggs said...

poof: I have an idea already.

uebermilf: From your story, I gather that I already chatted with ueberdilf, for i go by the name "don juan". All kidding aside, no thanks needed cuz the pleasure will be ours.

scumbag: I'll try to get a picture of a hat on a dead hooker

carl: you can scumbag think alike. Maybe I'll get a single pic for the both of you.

tits: I'll see what I can do

lilly: the notorious H-O-M-O.

Brookelina said...

I want a picture of you in your homo shirt. Preferably with you kissing a homo. With tongue.


jiggs said...

Brooke: you definitely are one of those women that likes to see straight guys do gay stuff with other straight guys.

Spinning Girl said...

Tee hee, I love the shirt.
I won't request a souvenir, but of course I will love whatever you get for me. :)

Brookelina said...

I am so turned on right now.

jiggs said...

spinner: you are dynamite

brooke: you are a naughty girl.

Tumbleweed said...

YOu better not forget me! Remember my table picture!!