Friday, May 12, 2006

I am so drunk right now

Tasty and I were at this bar and I drank too much. A couple of beers and a couple of bourbon and sodas. That's what I drank I mean. I was at a mixer type event and I suck at mixing. So I compensate by drinking too much. And now the alcohol is telling me to go to sleep. But I can't because I must blog.

I bought a drink for this girl I didn't know. That's the first time I ever did that. That's how drunk I was. She was very attractive. She was flirting with me. My thoughts are staccato. I was putty.

Additionally at this mixer, Tasty went on a hilariously crazy tirade about how bill paxton sucks balls. Also Tasty is a douchebag for liking gallagher and he needs an excuse to eat more pickles.

Before I made this blog post, I made a peanut butter and jelly sandwich out of cinnamon walnut bread. I'm sleepy.

17 comments:

jiggs said...

One amusing moment was when this creepy philipino guy suggested that Tasty and I were bert and ernie. I think he was suggesting that we were puppets. Either that or gay lovers. I'm not sure.

Spinning Girl said...

Drunk is hawt.

Lilly said...

The jelly you refer to is that 'jam'?

scumbag said...

fuckin' lightweight.

Aliecat said...

I think he was suggesting the latter.

Tits McGee said...

You are the cutest little gay drunk puppet ever.

The Husband said...

you could barely tell you were drunk. usually i ramble on about demented shit and can't spell worth a rats ass.

Nick said...

Scumbag stole my comment.

I do have to say Jiggs, that this post is some of your finest work to date. You should do more "mixing".

Did you get the cute girl's phone number?

Also, Bill Paxton is fucking awesome. No wait, I'm thinking of Bill Pullman. Nevermind.

amera hearts said...

Bill Paxton creeps me out.

Seriously.

Ew.

Tumbleweed said...

I LOVE DRUNK POSTS! You know what I like more? Drunk e-mails! Send me one next time!!

jiggs said...

spinner: let's hope

lilly: yes.

scumbag: I am a cheap date... hint hint.

aliecat: you're probably right. creepy philipino guys are always about gay lovers.

tits:

carl: I'll take that as a compliment. Or possibly as a complement...

nick: It's true. i make an ass out of myself when I mix. and I too think it makes good blogging.

amera: game over man!

jiggs said...

tumbleweed: the next time I 'm wasted and by a computer, an email if going your way.

Lilly said...

Thanks for clarifying that, Jiggsy-Man. Now the sandwich sounds wonderfully tasty! :-D

Hope you're not too hungover today...

Anonymous said...

I bet the pb&j on cinnamon nut bread was good. Jiggsy, I would have mixed with you if I had been there...I heart you cutie.

I'll drink to that!

Lee Ann said...

Hmmm...that anon was me. I had not clicked on anon, so I am not sure what happened. Haha, I have some tequila in the fridge, but I swear I haven't been drinking.

...hey, why didn't you drunk dial me, that would have been fun!

jiggs said...

lilly: what does jelly mean in scottish?

lee ann: you are so wasted!

Lilly said...

I've just checked: a gelatine (or pectin if you're a vegetarian) with fruit flavour - normally eaten with ice cream or pudding.

I'm just used to the word 'jam' or 'marmelade' -- and when I first read your drunken post, I had this bad feeling that it may have been something else! I don't know, Jiggsy....