Wednesday, May 31, 2006

History of the day for May 31

In 12AD a precocious little Jesus Josephson was put into juvie for
stealing a slurpie and a package of Hoho's from a 7-11. When asked about the incident, the insolent little Jesus said, "I took it because I am the Son of God. I can do whatever I want!" The experience in juvie focusses
the young Son of God, and he goes onto an illustrious life of religious
teaching after changing his name to Jesus Christ.

1 comment:

Spinning Girl said...

Josephson? Sheer genius.