Monday, May 08, 2006

Exhausted

I'm pretty fucking tired. I have been tired for a while and I will remain pretty fucking tired. After that, I will just be moderately tired until I get pretty fucking tired again.

The picture here was taken from a John Holmes movie. Apparently, John Holmes was quite tired too, though in his case it was probably because of all the sex. Or maybe it had to do with his killing someone. And HIV couldn't have helped.


John Holmes had his dick,
but I'm happy I'm not him.
He was exhausted!

12 comments:

Übermilf said...

I found John Holmes gross
No matter how big his dick
He seemed quite creepy

Tits McGee said...

I second Übermilf. Gross, gross, gross.

Ron Jeremy, on the other hand...




Just kidding.

Rich said...

Now I feel unclean
I googled the name John Holmes
I have a doughnut

so I feel better about the whole experience.

GrandPooOfAwesome said...

You're weird.

Lee Ann said...

Haven't seen him, didn't know about him, until now!
Guess I am a dork!
Sorry you are exhausted Jiggsy...if you need a nap, I have plenty of spare rooms at the Castle!

jamwall said...

yeah, being dead and shit usually indicates that you're like totally tired.

Tumbleweed said...

I am in agreement, he was nasty and a dick that size would have hurt anyway, where is the fun in that!

Tumbleweed said...

I am in agreement, he was nasty and a dick that size would have hurt anyway, where is the fun in that!

Tumbleweed said...

ah, shit, my fingers are jumpy, did you see that double post. The size of his dick got me all scared.

jiggs said...

uebermilf: all porn stars from the 70's and 80's are gross. porn stars of today, however, are of the highest calibre.

tits: Did you know that Ron Jeremy can suck his own junk? It's true. I saw an interview with him once.

rich: if you don't know how to say it, say it with a haiku.

poof: no. you're weird.

lee ann: did you see boogie nights? that movie is loosely based on his life.

jamwall: I hope the opposite actually. I want death to be restful.

tumbleweed: dicks that are too big are very scary. I feel sorry for those dudes.

jamwall said...

richard simmons told me that death is like a big exercise video without the oldies music.

usually its cowbell music.

Tits McGee said...

Just when I thought Ron Jeremy couldn't be any grosser...