A brief tribute to lee ann

In spite of the success of yesterday's phone-it-in post, I thought I would actually post some new content today and do a long overdue tribute to lee ann:

in Haiku:
lee ann has castles.
She brings the best booty dust
and rocks your socks off.

sometimes a puzzle
with one of her many sides...
just what I needed.

I struggled for a while trying to come up with a limerick, but the only thing that was working for me was the final line: "Her bootay: the best since sliced rye."

Additionally, I got a piece of spam that amused me:
Your neighbors lost their al@rm-clock. Don't worry, the sound of your satisfaction
from having sex will make them wake up every morning or even have sleepless nights if you enlarge your dose.