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In spite of the success of yesterday's phone-it-in post, I thought I would actually post some new content today and do a long overdue tribute to lee ann:
in Haiku:
lee ann has castles.
She brings the best booty dust
and rocks your socks off.
sometimes a puzzle
with one of her many sides...
just what I needed.
I struggled for a while trying to come up with a limerick, but the only thing that was working for me was the final line: "Her bootay: the best since sliced rye."
Additionally, I got a piece of spam that amused me:
Your neighbors lost their al@rm-clock. Don't worry, the sound of your satisfaction
from having sex will make them wake up every morning or even have sleepless nights if you enlarge your dose.
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9 comments:
you and your jap poetry......
i think jiggs should consider running as McDougal's VP in the next election.
Jiggsy, you are a doll!
...I know, you do love that booty dust!
Glad you enjoyed the little present ;)
I heart you Jiggsy!
The phrase "the sound of your satisfaction" will haunt me for days.
While I'm not arguing that Lee Ann hasn't earned poetry from you, I can't help but wonder where my ÜberPoetry is.
P.S. Did you see the exploding pants tonight?
lee ann is awesome!
scumbag: word.
carl: I'm hoping to get the governorship of guam.
lee ann: I heart you too!
tits: hee hee good.
uebermilf: You'll get your poetry in time my dear. I did see the exploding pants. best episode ever.
AP: lee ann *is* awesome.
woo hoo, I love tributes! This is a nice one.
I just upped my dose and I don't feel anything. Although I am rocking back & forth on my own heel a little more than usual.
Ignore my blatant pandering.
I'm a small, petty woman.
Who loves exploding pants.
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