Thursday, April 13, 2006

You can't imagine how hard life has been...

When you haven't had anyone around that would appreciate your response of "That's what he said... to his sex partner!" But Tasty is finally back. Apparently there was a medical emergency on his return flight--someone needed a sudden circumcision.

On a completely unrelated note, I slammed my thumb and pointer finger between two heavy
objects. It hurt really badly and now I can't use my left thumb.

It sucks not having an opposable thumb. I can't use tools. I'm no better than a dog or a cat or a bear! I feel so unevolved!

11 comments:

TastyMcJ said...

...and it was one hell of a circumcision, let me tell you....

Spinning Girl said...

You poor lil' clumze. Life wihtout thumbs is hard. Just go back to the primordial swamp & wait it out.

Nick said...

who needs thumbs? I cut mine off.

scumbag said...

this is an unbelievable hnt!

miss kendra said...

an emergency circumcision?

we'll have to add that to our vegas agenda.

Tumbleweed said...

So, you are saying you were evolved before?
Warning: Don't open my blog at work

jamwall said...

i have circumcized thumbs..

The Husband said...

have you mastered the art of giving a cleveland steamer?

Lee Ann said...

Awww, poor Jiggsy...here a kiss to make you feel better *mwah*
Jams...you crack me up!

jiggs said...

tasty: HEYO!

spinner: I like to nap in the primordial swamp

nick: you pervert!

scumbag: what the hell are you talking about?

miss kendra: What a splendid idea... to do to someone else

tumbleweed: I'm looking forward to checkcheckchecking it.

jamwall: I hate pesky thumbforeskin

carl: only receiving a cleveland steamer.

jiggs said...

lee ann: right back atcha!