Wednesday, April 26, 2006

Take on me... douchebags

I took the pic that nick made and added myself a couple more times in it. You know, cuz I'm self-absorbed. And look where my head is!

Also, two male douchebags columnists at a boston rag called "the phoenix" compiled a list of the 100 unsexiest men in the world. Riddled with stupidity, I get the impression that the two douchebag columnists just had an axe to grind and used this retarded list to air their impotent rage. Consider the following bit of insanity: they claim that Dennis Miller is more unsexy (64th) than John Madden (65th)! Of course, I could have looked past the retardedness of their list if it was funny. But it's not. Not at all. Not even the slightest.

23 comments:

Spinning Girl said...

I didn't know everyone on the list, but I agreed with all the ones I did know. Including the leather bag -- hawt.

As for your photoshopping: Ha! a! (get it?)

GrandPooOfAwesome said...

You would not be on that list, Jiggs. You're three times the sexy today.

Nick said...

That's more Jiggs than you can shake a stick at.

The Husband said...

your computer skills are sick yo!

scumbag said...

who the fuck are you calling delusional, joey lawrence! don't act all high and mighty just because you were on a hit tv show back in the 90's.

who's the red-headed dude in that picture?

amera hearts said...

i never noticed your pic was joey lawrence. now i'm laughing out loud all the time!

ps. i wish i could insert myself somewhere....wait that was a bad joke.

i suck at jokes

amera hearts said...

scumbag - i don't know if you know this, but joey lawrence rules the disney channel. he's ben in a tv show and several movies since the 90's.

Lilly said...

Right -- I've never had the guts to ask -- but now it's beginning to bug me that I do not know: WHAT EXACTLY DOES douchebag MEAN? Y
ou guys use that expression constantly.....

Enlighten me, please -- must be something particularly American [?]

Lee Ann said...

Garey Busey...Look at his face, it looks as if the right and the left don't match! Look at his eyes!!

You look so cute poppin up all over that picture!

jamwall said...

don't worry, i beat up those cartoon dudes on the parallel "ah-ha" universe.

Booty J Patrol said...

Douchebag: http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=douchebag

slappy said...

To be slightly more efficient, I believe that before dispoable douches, douches had disposable nozzles and reusable bags. A douchebag refers to the vessel you fill with cleansing fluid.

Tits McGee said...

The guys at the Phoenix clearly have their heads up their asses.

I mean, Lemmy Kilmeister?! C'mon, people.

I will now be humming "Take On Me" for the rest of the day while visions of Jiggsy dance in my head.

jiggs said...

spinner: i do get it. I'm not saying that all the men on that list aren't unsexy in some way, but their particular choices just seem like cheap shots.

poof: heyo! thanks poof. once, twice... three times the sexy.

nick: indeed. the most jiggs that have ever had a stick shaken at them was 2.

carl: I don't have nick level skillz, but thx. By the way, this is another comment without reference to buttsex.

scumbag: you're right. I'm an ass. I don't actually know who that queer in the photo is.

amera: we specialize in bad jokes here, so you've come to the right place.

lilly: the douchebag itself isn't specifically american, but rather it's use as an insult I think is american. See booty's and slappy's response to your comment for a definition.

lee ann: I do a great gary busey impression. And when I say "great" I mean horrible.

jamwall: you're a criminal in 2D sketch world? that's quite an accomplishment.

tits: my whole life I have wanted some to say "I will now be humming "Take On Me" for the rest of the day while visions of Jiggsy dance in my head." Thanks for fulfilling my life long dream.

jiggs said...

One other note: Lilly's comment reminded me of a time in which I had to explain what a douchebag was to two female friends of mine. That was awkward. Almost as awkward, in fact, as the time I had to explain "teabagging" to the same pair of women.

Spinning Girl said...

Teabagging.

Next up: Cleveland Steamer.

Nick said...
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Nick said...

I had to explain "The Fish Eye" to someone once. Awkward...


Also, I was once in The Lava Room in KC with Dr. Mike, his wife and another couple they were friends with. I was off to the side talking with Dr. Mike out of ear shot and there was this extremely hot girl sitting at the bar, she was wearing a little half shirt and low cut pants, exposing her very sexy back to us. I told Dr. Mike that I would like to leave "a little map of Hawaii" there and he burst into tear filled laughter and made me repeat the comment to his wife and their friends. What an ass.

jiggs said...

spinner: teabagging 1, common decency 0

nick: how do you get your semen to come out looking exactly like hawaii? My always looks like Indonesia?

miss kendra said...

dammit i miss so much.

i'm gonna have to reevaluate this whole "job" thing.

Lee Ann said...

haha...you guys are talking in a foreign language! *giggle*

jiggs said...

sassafras: don't give up on the job just yet. I like it when you're around to blog, but I also like it when you don't have to stress as much about money.

lee ann: you're lucky you don't speak pervert.

Lilly said...

THANKS!!