Tuesday, April 04, 2006

reincarnate my ass

Here's one:

Reincarnation Station

I will apparently come back as a Rhino:

Almost 27% of people will be reincarnated as a higher form of life than you.

You're not perfect, but you've lead a better life than most. With a few changes now, your next life could be even better.

I don't know how it judges forms of life, but a Rhino could kick your fuckin' ass!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Anyway. If you're bored, might as well take it and let us know what you're coming back as.

Maybe we can all get together for an animal tea party in a future life....


Übermilf said...

I'm a tiger... or... tigress!


Can tigers eat rhinos?

Lee Ann said...

Whoa...I am a Gorilla!
Only 14% of people will be reincarnated as a higher form of life than you.

Remain honorable in this life, and you can expect to be rewarded in your next life.

jiggs said...

I got giraffe and fuck all of you that are higher life forms than me!

uebermilf: when did it become rowrr as opposed to roar? or do they mean different things?

Nick said...

I'm coming back as a burrito.`

The Husband said...

where the fuck is Calzone? did mcdougal eat him?

Übermilf said...

Rowrr is a "roar" with a purr at the end.

Diedre said...

A Chimp.

Brookelina said...

I'm a tiger too. I wish this was that thing where you say "in bed" afterwards.

Can I do that? I'm a tiger....in bed.


Booty J Patrol said...

I guess that makes me a Giraffe in bed. Well, at least giraffes have long, powerful, dexterous tounges.

miss kendra said...

i'm a horse.

i don't particularly like horses.

oh well.

Spinning Girl said...


I am a tiger.

I knew that!

Only 16% of people will be reincarnated as a higher form of life than you. Remain honorable in this life, and you can expect to be rewarded in your next life.

Also, once I heard about a poor dude in India who was killed by a rhino from the zoo. There had been a flood, and the rhino got floated & tumbled out of his enclosure. When he regained consciousness, he rammed the first thing he saw, a poor innocent guy hoeing his field. That sucks! Still, I wouldn't mind getting rammed by a rhino. Better than dying of a terminal disease, and makes a better story.

Booty J Patrol said...

This test is biased! (Surprise)

I just did an expirment, and if you give the exact same answers, you get to be a higher life form if you are female. Also, the test is totally biased towards people who are social.

And from what I can tell, the highest life form is a shark. That's pretty cool.

Christopher Reeves said...

hi everbody! i'm dead!

Tumbleweed said...

Please I'm a tiger, I could totally kick your ass.

Jiggs: We can't mate can we? I guess we better do it in this lifetime. ;)

jiggs said...

nick: what kind of meat? What kind of beans?

carl: calzone is dead and he ain't being reincarnated.

uebermilf: I see. Would it be possible for you to record yourself making the noise?

diedre: nice to meet you.

brooke: you're amusing, you know that?

booty: we're both giraffes and I'm a little grossed out.

sassafras: horses would be better if they didn't poo so much and so often. I guess people could be better, though, by that standard.

spinner: I don't really care if my death is a good story of not.

booty: you're right. something about this test is horseshit.

superman: hi chris!

tumbleweed: if we are going to mate, it better be in this lifetime.

Spinning Girl said...

You are being kind of a snot to me lately. Just for that I am going to put my KiaS thong in the freezer before the next time I wear it, so ha! Wait ... that doesn't hurt you.

jiggs said...

spinner: putting your thong in the freezer would be a great story!

miss more said...

I'm a fucking bear (and officially dead to Stephen Colbert)! 32% are reincarnated as higher lifeforms than me.

jiggs said...

you're a fucking bear man!