Monday, April 24, 2006

My weekend was so awesome!


First, there was a horrific boating accident!

"NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!"

Then I had to seek out the perpetrators and exact bloody retribution.

And I had just given up my violent ways and had converted to Buddhism. Oh the delicious irony!

Also who needs mints on their pillows? I think turndown mints should be what you get when a woman refuses to give you her number. "Sorry Jiggs. I don't want to go out on a date with you. Have a mint."

11 comments:

scumbag said...

when you were on "blossom", did you and six ever do it?

Lee Ann said...

Jiggsy, you haven't asked for my number. You don't know until you try! ;)

Tumbleweed said...

Truffles are the new thing. Mints are so yesterday.....unless ahe's a cheap bitch!

Nick said...

If that were the case, I would have so many mints I wouldn't know what to do with them.

Tits McGee said...

You'd be minty fresh, Nick!

jiggs said...

scumbag: I was never on blossom, however I did do it with six.

lee ann: I want to save the mint from you for when I really need it.

tumblweed: CHEAP BITCHES!

nick: if I had a nickel for every mint you had, I'd have almost as many nickels as I already have

tits: being minty fresh couldn't hurt

miss kendra said...

i have a whole purse full of mints.

i am having wireless problems. my card senses networks but won't connect. do you think he's just not that into me?

seriously.

this is a matter of utmost importance.

miss kendra said...

also, i totally am reading these posts at work but i can't comment so much because my new boss sits RIGHT BEHIND ME.

jiggs said...

sassafras: I couldn't imagine man nor beast being not that into you. That's madness! SPACE MADNESS!

It might be that the networks you're trying to connect to have passwords.

booty is our wireless expert around here.

Booty J Patrol said...

Were you able to connect to these networks before? If not, they probably have password protection.

If you have, then you may need to fix your wireless settings.

What OS are you running?

jamwall said...

i renounced buddhism, fucking killed all the bad guys, ate their internal organs in a fantastic bloodbath, flossed my teeth with their veins.....and then converted back to buddhism.