Monday, April 03, 2006

I'm sorry booty

My hate for daylight savings spilled over onto booty. I'm sorry that I called booty a "daylight savings time loving communist!" Additionally I'm sorry for claiming that the only thing booty is known for is his "general suckery".

booty is a close personal friend of mine and I wouldn't want to hurt his feelings. At least not permanently hurt his feelings. And sure, his love of daylight savings might be completely bonkers, but that doesn't mean that I should take out my rage on him.

Also, check out American Navel. Recently American Navel had a two week nikki residency and now it's in the middle of signgurl week!


Spinning Girl said...

Those belly buttons with food in them give me the dry heaves.

Does that disappoint you?

The Husband said...

fuck daylight savings time. i'm still feeling the effects of that, atleast i think so. perhaps the booze, strippers and gambling is playing a factor. oh, casino's in general stink and by that mean wreak of smoke. of course, the sweet ass cigar i inhaled at the nudy bar probably didn't help either. oh, i was so hammered at the strip club that i put the wrong end of the cigar in my mouth and burned my tongue. i know, i'm a winner!

Nick said...

Daylught savings is the bomb.

Booty J Patrol said...

Jiggs, if my feelings were able to be hurt that easily, we'd be in trouble. I appreciate the apology, and I'm glad we have the understanding that even after posting this apology, you then imediately went and posted this: " booty: my vision is 20/20. and you know what my keen vision is telling me? YOU SUCK!"

This makes me happy.

scumbag said...

how many chicks from "blossom" did you nail?

Ɯbermilf said...

Nick, you're a moron.

I'm going to reheat some cheese pizza.

Daylight savings sucks.

TastyMcJ said...

Whoa, hold on everyone....

It's Daylight Saving Time.

not savings.

nikki said...

Generally I look forward to losing an hour, but it was not appreciated this particular weekend.

I feel so friggin special on American navel I just wanna run around singing. And I did.

jiggs said...

spinner: yes. i expect better.

carl: genius level! aparrt from the burning, I'm jealous.

nick:just because I'm apologizing to booty don't mean shit for you. go screw yourself.

booty: you caught me. I'm a douche

scumbag: I'm not joey lawrence! but I did bang all of the chicks from blossom.

uebermilf: that's what I'm talking about!

tasty: to test your theory, I typed both "daylight savings time" and "daylight saving time" and saving time comes up twice as much.

nikki: I encourage running and singing. especially if navel related.

TastyMcJ said...


I don't care how many times daylight savings time came up, it's incorrect usage.

I don't care if it has infilitrated the popular culture.

Just because I used to say equilibriate instead of equilibrate all the time didn't make it acceptable, either.

TastyMcJ said...

Also, it's not a theory. It's established fact.

TastyMcJ said...

Ok... fine... it's in some dictionaries.

stupid accepted usage.

TastyMcJ said...

This is why I try not to care strongly about anything. I always end up looking like an ass.

TastyMcJ said...

Oh, I also hate DST. Springing Forward sucks my nards.

And not in a good way.

In a painful way.

Lee Ann said...

eeeeeeeeeeeeeeek! gag!
Sorry, but some of those are hard to look at!

jiggs said...

lee ann: free your mind lee ann

nikki said...

what he said.

you have difficulty looking at vastly varied belly buttons? do you get out much?

jiggs said...

we're all born naked.