Tuesday, April 18, 2006

I saw one bizarro performance last night

Really, I saw the guy that draws the bizarro comic (named piraro) do a one man show. He had music, puppets, comics, animation and hate mail. And while a chunk of it was preachy about veganism (especially when he indirectly compared eating meat to slavery), all in all it was quite amusing. Though I couldn't help but think to myself that I could put together a show as good as his. In other words, it wasn't Saget or Richard Lewis good.

Also, I wrote a limerick that amused me greatly. I wrote it on that consumating web site where my nickname is "kitten in a sandwich"
There once was a creep named kitteninasandwich,
who struggled and strained to get rid of an itch.
Turned out it was a rash
that he just shouldn't scratch.
His doctor said "put this cream on your pubics."

If I do say so myself: genius level.


Spinning Girl said...

There once was a girl named Lewinsky

Who could play on a flute like Stravinsky.

'Twas "Hail to the Chief"

ona flute made of beef

That stole the front page from Kaczynski.

Spinning Girl said...

OK, I finally got it right. If you get your comments via email, you must be so amused right now.

Nick said...

Now the girls will be beating down your door.

slappy said...

Spinning: We do, and we are.

Tumbleweed said...

There once was a man from Nantucket....oops, that's r-rated!

You are always genious level baby!!

Nick said...

Genus Level!

Nick said...

'Gina Level

Nick said...

Genie Level!

miss kendra said...

i love genie level!

i don't relaly do limericks, because i'm not clever like that.

haikus and cinquains and all that literary junk i can muster.


Nick said...


scumbag said...


The Husband said...

sounds like someone has a case of pubic lice?!?!?!?

Übermilf said...

That's not correct limerick form.

I remain unimpressed.

jamwall said...

i'm like a one-man preformance in my pants!!!

jiggs said...

spinner: your limerick made me realize that I could make my poem about dennis kucinich! and yes, I was amused.

nick: the ladies love it when I joke about having crabs!

tumbleweed: thanks babe

nick: 'gina level should be the highest level of all. the genie level, then genius level

sassafras: your poetry makes mine look like a steaming turd.

nick: munster level!

scumbag: I like you scumbag, because outwardly, you might be a total douche, but on the inside you're just silly

carl: the nose knows!

uebermilf: I'd like to see you do better!

jamwall: one very very small man. ZING! just kiddin, everybody knows I have the smallest penis on record.

GrandPooOfAwesome said...

I was thinking about changing my name...to Miggs Stacey.

Nick said...

And I could be Figgs Bracey

GrandPooOfAwesome said...

Hey, no copying or I'll just call myself...lick.

Lee Ann said...

Now we want to hear them! :)

Übermilf said...

A man named Jiggs Casey said
He was cursed with a red head
We thought he meant hair
But he meant down there
The women all cringed with dread

Übermilf said...

It's 7 - 7 - 5 - 5 - 7.

jiggs said...

poof: that would rule. we could go up to people and introduce ourselves "jiggs and miggs" and then we could go on a vaudeville tour and I would be all like "hey miggs, did I tell you about the time I shot an elephant in my pajamas?" and you would say "No, jiggs, tell me about the time you shot an elephant in your pajamas" and I would say, "how he got into my pajamas I'll never know!"

nick: your fake name sucks, you damn pervert.

lee ann: you mean you want to hear me say my limerick?

uebermilf: are you sure it's 77557 ? The girl from nantucket has nine syllables in the first line, I think.

"There once was a girl from nantucket"

Are you sure it isn't 99559?

I'll admit that my is broken, but it was the best I could do since my name is so long on there.

Übermilf said...

Now I'm confused. I shall look it up.

Übermilf said...

My sixth grade teacher was wrong, wrong, wrong! I hate that bitch!

A thousand pardons, my delicious young man. Continue on.

SignGurl said...

There once was a man named Jiggs Casey
He liked to make things racy
He pulled on his pud
Then fell in the mud
He must've been a little hasty

Spinning Girl said...

I also write haiku.

jiggs said...

uebermilf: it's alright dude, we all make mistakes.

signgurl: I hate it when I get hasty!

spinner: work it girlfriend!

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